Mar 10
Click for full imageHoly crap. We need something to distract from that bright silver font we’re using. So, how about a guy with an eye patch posing with weapons and a women doing the very same thing. Put a moon in the background, and by background I mean most of the cover.
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March 10th, 2010 at 10:04 am
Crikey but that woman has a freakishly long neck.
March 10th, 2010 at 11:15 am
Maybe the guy behind her is trying to cut it off.
But with that eye patch it might take a few swipes.
March 10th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
That’s no moon.
I don’t know what else it is, though.
March 10th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
It really isnt a moon… He’s dipped his entire left arm from bicep to wrist isnt into it. Unless ofcousre the moon is made from cheese, a 90% liquid, green mouldy cheese.
He does kinda look like Steven Seagal though, but with an eye patch, an axe and stake. Seagal should do fantasy TV & movies.
March 10th, 2010 at 9:02 pm
SI: hence the term ‘swan song’?
And, no, it’s not a moon. As my sister said, many years ago, when she first saw that watery star, the muse of poets, master of tides, through a telescope:
‘It looks like a half-chewed mouldy old dog biscuit.’
The ‘moon’ on this cover really *does*. I mean, it’s even green. That’s mould, that is. There’s no question: this moon is made of green cheese.
March 11th, 2010 at 9:44 am
Nix> hmm it does look like it could be a musical.
Fantasy based musical… hmmm. Well there’s another life goal.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:15 am
I hate to keep on at this, but that woman’s neck is really distressing me.
March 11th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Is there a deeped seeded emotional experience with a long neck you need to tell us about Adam? It’s ok, you can trust us not to joke about your issues…..
HA!
March 11th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Her neck! It’s too loooong!
March 12th, 2010 at 9:08 am
In the words of Professor Jones to his son.
‘Indiana… let it go.’
But you are right…. her spine must be a couple of meters long. I can’t stop staring now. gah!
November 17th, 2010 at 8:27 pm
… Xigbar?
June 23rd, 2013 at 7:48 pm
@Tag Wizard: I believe, although I cannot be sure, this needs some sort of a ‘moon’ tag. Maybe also:
cloaks
daggers
eyepatch
proportional issues
shiny oh so shiny
space
wtf
With her hold on the sword like that…she can’t possibly be chopping downward without nicking off a chunk of her head. So that must mean that she’s going to swipe to the side…and cut him through the middle! Maybe he knew he should have held off a moment longer before he materialized out of the moon, and now he’s going to be cleft in two…
June 23rd, 2013 at 8:32 pm
How right you are!
…also ‘waistcoat’ and, on account of the moon being so ridiculously oversized, I think we can allow a ‘behind you’
Essentially, what we’re saying is ‘this cover needs tagging’!
June 23rd, 2013 at 9:09 pm
Well, what we’re trying to say is that the cover needs tagging.
And, great quivering enigmas with a side salad and a light tartare sause, THAT’S A LONG NECK!
August 27th, 2015 at 1:28 am
Why is Eyepatch Man wearing a sheer purple cloak?
June 25th, 2021 at 4:33 pm
They’re married cops, just like Cagney& Lacey.
June 25th, 2021 at 5:02 pm
Dunno why, but this just made me think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lkvX7Um7ww
June 25th, 2021 at 7:19 pm
Britney Spears once again demands that her father relinquish his guardianship over her, and this time it looks like she really means business.
June 25th, 2021 at 7:57 pm
“Arrr, me lass, careful with that longsword! You’ve already cost me one eye!”
June 26th, 2021 at 3:14 am
@BC, ARY:
blonde swings sword
“Oops I did it again”.
June 26th, 2021 at 7:42 am
“You’ve heard of blood Moons? This is the much rarer snot Moon.”
Is that actually a useful position to hold your dagger if you’re not planning to stab yourself in the thigh?
OTOH, that neck will make her popular with vampires.
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/169448004717691129/
June 26th, 2021 at 2:42 pm
Leave Britney alone. (sobs.)
June 26th, 2021 at 5:33 pm
You’ll never be cool, Roxette.