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Mar 11

To Build Jerusalem

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Dude. Awesome summoning. You never said she'd be this hot!Click for full image

When you think of a daemonic ritual you think about, gold five pointed stars, lots of gargoyle creatures sitting around and a golden sparkle female rising up in a plume of golden magic with the sharpest of teeth, right? No? Well just draw it or you don’t get paid!

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.40 out of 10)
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13 Responses to “To Build Jerusalem”

  1. SI Says:
    March 11th, 2010 at 9:46 am

    Is it just me or is the quote on the book from the times, about a different book?

    She’s also lacking in nipples. All these nippleless women these days.

  2. Adam Roberts Says:
    March 11th, 2010 at 11:15 am

    Female alopecia. One of the great taboo subjects of our day.

  3. CSA Says:
    March 11th, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    She looks like an old man with thin white hair.

    But i think her devilish purpose for being summoned is to place copies of seaQuest DSV in various bookshops about the world… it could be in a bookshop near you… muhahahahaha

  4. simon Says:
    March 11th, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    Dramatic perspective ruins picture, confuses viewers.

  5. James Lovegrove Says:
    March 12th, 2010 at 8:13 am

    I met John Whitbourn a couple of times. He seemed like a nice bloke. He didn’t deserve this. No one does.

  6. stevetalbert Says:
    April 22nd, 2010 at 6:45 am

    I just don’t know where to begin… demonic doesn’t have an A… and marvelously only has 1 L.

    I think the dangerous energy zapped their spell check

  7. CSA Says:
    April 22nd, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    I hate to be the grammar police unless i’m correcting SI, but i believe its from the latin “daemon”.

    and marvellously is spelt marvellously unless you’re from that old colony of ours out west. 😉

  8. Sorcha Says:
    May 15th, 2010 at 9:43 am

    To build Jerusalem, you’ll need a crazy fire-demon chick, a pentagram, some dragons…oh, and a cockeyed Westminster Abbey.

    What’s that? Stone, wood and mortar? Why would we need that?

  9. A.R.Yngve Says:
    December 22nd, 2015 at 9:51 pm

    Sparkly vampires, sparkly demons… you can see where this trend is going.

    Sparkly zombies.

  10. Ray P Says:
    December 24th, 2015 at 12:26 am

    William Blake it was really nothing.

  11. fred Says:
    February 10th, 2022 at 10:31 pm

    This brings to mind that classic ELP cover of a revered song.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbvy2R0LLrc

  12. GSS ex-noob Says:
    February 11th, 2022 at 3:08 am

    This looks like neither a Mideastern metropolis, nor a green and pleasant land.

  13. Bruce A Munro Says:
    February 11th, 2022 at 5:04 am

    @GSS ex-noob: well, it is set in England…

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