Aug 04
You know the two things I love: big bosomed women and lizards. Have them woven in an epic battle, lizard versus women as she tries to slice at it with her magical blade. Don’t go all crazy on me though, concentrate on the boobs.
August 4th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Thats one crafty and devilish lizard…
while he’s distracting her with hes ugly face and snarling, if you look carefully his tail can be seen subtly going for her skirt. High-five lizard pervert! *high fives lizard pervert*
That John Lambshead just writes total filth!
August 5th, 2009 at 9:09 am
Haha brilliant I didn’t realise the tail before.
Lambshead.. you dirty dog you…
July 22nd, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Her eyes are off to the side, staring at that shiny, shiny tip. And is it just me, or does she have a rather limp-wristed grip on that dagger?
Speaking of anatomical problems, that dragon’s got sharp pointy bits in his arm pits. That CANNOT be pleasant, especially if he has any long-distance running to do.
@CSA: It’s not snarling. You see he’s trying to slip her a frenchie from about a yard away. Good show, sir!
July 23rd, 2012 at 10:44 am
Look, if you’d just stop wriggling I’m sure I can get your flame lit. The gas in this lighter won’t last forever, you know.
March 29th, 2015 at 12:46 am
Hmm. Those feathers serve what purpose, other than to add a bit of combustibility to a creature that breathes fire. And the spikes on the outer shoulder? Granted it’s unlikely it engages in calisthenics, but if it raised those arm vertically, it would impale itself and possibly sever an artery. It appears to also have some sort of upper spinal deformity. She’ll be doing it a favor by ending it’s suffering, I would say.
January 4th, 2016 at 2:16 pm
If there’s no Lucy Lawless in this book, I will be SO disappointed.
November 20th, 2022 at 5:35 pm
Nice Jim Baen mention in the acknowledgements.
Reading the inside flyleaf, BAEN could have given us a batshit crazy cover.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/254978871378?chn=ps&_trkparms=ispr%3D1&amdata=enc%3A1P3JeEimSSWqsVTMZUUDLTw47&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=254978871378&targetid=1584739239014&device=c&mktype=&googleloc=9002688&poi=&campaignid=15275224983&mkgroupid=131097072938&rlsatarget=pla-1584739239014&abcId=9300697&merchantid=223146299&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4eSb-6O9-wIVEonICh3iugZEEAQYBiABEgJg-PD_BwE
November 20th, 2022 at 10:15 pm
@fred: I think you mean “an even more batshit crazy cover”.