Aug 07

Shifting between worlds to get a hooker! ohhhh Yeaaa..God I love my powersClick for full image

Some artists define a generation: Picasso, Michelangelo, Paul Klee… I want you to be inspired by their works and create something for me. Think of these things: hookers, cats, bats, stereotype vampires, a real man with long cheesy hair holding his long sword. And to make it art, we place them all…. between worlds! Together, my friend, we will define the next generation!

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.68 out of 10)

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21 Responses to “Walker of Worlds”

  1. CSA Says:

    Thats some pretty impressive glow he’s got goin on,

    wtf is a “king’s tramp” anyway?

  2. SI Says:

    Hmm…. he is the Kings homeless person? Because he is shifting through worlds….

    That doesn’t make much sense. Unless your first spoken language isn’t english, which I am going to say is likely 🙂

  3. Susan Says:

    Not Kevin Johnson…. Luis Royo

  4. hooliganyouth Says:

    This book was actually kind of good despite the Grade-Z cover.

  5. A.R.Yngve Says:


  6. Phil Says:

    I assumed the lady was the tramp.

  7. FëarofMusïc Says:

    Well now, if the ‘gentleman’ on the cover is the King’s Tramp, it’s quite obvious the King prefers the ‘alternative lifestyle’ type of queen. Which would be a neat little perverted twist. And you know, I sort of get the impression our hero there might be in touch with his feminine side, so to speak.

    Or I could just be very wrong and in desparate need of a proper social life.

  8. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    WANKER OF WORLDS, Chronicles of the King’s Transgressor
    WEEDER OF WORLDS, Chronicles of the King’s Tractor
    WALLOON OF WORLDS, Chronicles of the King’s…er…Flanders, I guess, it seemed so much more clever in my mind, really…

    …I’ll get my coat.

  9. Tat Wood Says:

    I prefer Golden Wonder

  10. GSS noob Says:

    Judging by the outfits, the lady is obviously the tramp. Does that make the two gents the gypsy and thief?

  11. classicOz Says:

    could ‘tramp’ mean ‘journey’ here? It’d make more sense (if sense is what you were after).

  12. Tom Noir Says:

    Walker, Texas Ranger of Worlds

  13. Bruce A Munro Says:

    A seriously doomed love triangle.

    So the worlds are Brooklyn and Castlevania?

    As @classicOz said, is this a tramp who works for a king (if he’s employed, is he classifiable as a tramp anymore[1]?) or a king which is tramping? seems a bit well dressed and coiffed to be a regular tramp. And speaking of his clothes, is that another poorly placed scabbard or just a fold in his cargo pants?

    [1] Perhaps he’s an Aragorn-type character who wanders but isn’t lost, and “King’s Tramp” is just a rude nickname.

  14. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Wait a minute, we’re all reading “tramp” as a noun. But what if it’s a verb? See, he’s a walker, and “tramping” between worlds and . . . nah, it’s still dumb.

  15. Tor Mented Says:

    I’d really like to see ol’ Pete Postlethwaite in “The Lost Walker World: Jurassic Bats.” But it’s a bit late for that, I guess.

  16. fred Says:

    Cat ‘n bat, and there was room for fat, gat, hat, lat, mat, oat, rat and tat.

  17. GSS ex-noob Says:

    I’ve just noticed the vertical “of”, and it’s annoying me greatly.

    Maybe they’re all tramps. I think kitty could do better, and should run away. Cat might be about to claw the hell out of dude. I recommend kitty stick with Brooklyn instead of Giant Bat Castle.

  18. A. R. Yngve Says:

    I know it says “Kevin Johnson” is the artist, but the artwork does have a certain Luis Royo vibe about it.
    (And I don’t necessarily mean that as a compliment.)

  19. THX 1139 Says:

    Is nobody bothered that his top half and bottom half are in opposite directions?

  20. Bruce Munro Says:

    @THX 1139: he wants to be a comic book cover model and is working his way up to showing his chest and butt at the same time.

  21. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @ARY: Maybe Kev didn’t go to UAI, maybe he took correspondence courses from Royo.

    @Bruce: GSS!

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