Aug 10
Click for full imageAs a women I know that there are two main things we love about men. Long hair with hunky muscles being one of them, *drool*, and the ability to fire a light weight fast action submachine gun at any given point. What’s that you say – this book’s in the Fantasy genre? Oh yeah, forgot that element… uhhh ok then, lens flare the gun and put some transparent eyes in the sky. Now that’s what I call Fantasy Romance!
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August 10th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
… long hair :'(
… hunky muscles :'(
… ability to fire a smg at any given point :'(
dammit, can’t they ever write a fantasy romance about a bald, lazy, nerdy accountant? i’d SO model for that cover
August 11th, 2009 at 8:48 am
Aww don’t be so hard on yourself.
Maybe we should email Livia Dare and ask her to write/draw a more realistic book for her next endeavor.
Would you pose in a cape holding a huge D20 in your arms?
August 11th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
hmmm…. it would have to be an awesomely enormous D20.
I could pose like Atlas holding a huge D20 on my back instead on the Earth…
… were you looking to have that as the avatar of the site?
August 12th, 2009 at 9:52 am
Hahah,
Brilliant idea. Wonder how we’d make a huge d20? Cut out cardboard and painted?
June 9th, 2010 at 6:03 pm
Is that Mark Wahlberg on the cover? Looks like he’s put on his parachute pants and gone in search of the Funky Bunch.
October 26th, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Cutting edge new eyebrow-waxing technology requires a tiny man with a laser gun!
May 4th, 2013 at 12:04 pm
You forgot tribal tattoo. Hunk + tribal tattoo (usually on deltoid/trapezius) = urban fantasy. I think it’s the male equivalent of the ‘boobs-n-butt’ pose, but less contorted.
‘Can you describe the man who shot your right eye?’
‘A bit over 700 m tall, wearing what looked like a repurposed zeppelin as cargo pants. Or maybe a man-skirt, I couldn’t be sure.’
December 22nd, 2015 at 10:00 pm
Does Mark Wahlberg fire his Laser Uzi straight up in the air because…
A) It’s just stupid sexual symbolism (nudge, wink)
B) To signal his position to a rescue ship
C) To impress women with his uncontrollable urge to fire at random
D) He doesn’t know squat about weapons
December 24th, 2015 at 12:34 am
It was his ex-wife staring out of the sky at Phil all along.
March 8th, 2016 at 9:28 am
“Chapter 1: A Conundrum
Rock Hardfist wondered why dead birds were suddenly falling down around him. Then he recalled that he had been firing up at the air ten seconds earlier. I’ve got to stop doing this, he told himself…”
March 8th, 2016 at 12:10 pm
“Fast shill of lewd ovarian joy” — Slacky Habla
SHEEN FILTH
Vile Daria
December 19th, 2021 at 8:07 pm
Premature trigger finger.
December 20th, 2021 at 1:41 am
“Fans of whozzername will love this!” – So-and-so.
December 20th, 2021 at 4:21 am
Given the title of this book, I had to check out the names on the cover because at first glance they appear suspiciously to have been stolen from three porn stars. So, just for general information (although @fred, our good GSS scholar, probably already know this), it turns out that Dara Joy and Shayla Black are genuine authors’ names, but Livia Dare is actually Sylvia Day, who states on her website: “Livia Dare is a pseudonym that was created at the insistence of my editor to be used on In the Flesh.”
The question is, why?