Aug 11

God Shella, you told that guy about my small girth didn't you!?Click for full image

Well I want a red headed women talking to a camp looking dragon while she shows a bit of leg. Andre.. stop laughing! It’s not like your covers are any better! Jeeeezz… Ah F it.. just put a well built guy laughing his ass off in the background. That can be you Andre…you knob.

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.54 out of 10)

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15 Responses to “Elven Born”

  1. SI Says:

    So.. I am guessing the dragon has actually just asked her for some Grade A porking!

    That or he is asking her if the guy is gay.. he is laughing because it might be obvious.

  2. csa Says:

    haha, nice.

    Yeah i can definately see the dragon asking her something really filthy and Glen Quagmire in the background is just doing his usual “giggidy-giggidy-goo”, while hip thrusting towards the dragons face

  3. Aria Says:

    I thought Andre was the redhead

  4. SI Says:

    So she is! For the matter I just realised Andre is a she.

    School boy error!

  5. Jo Says:

    Andre and Mercedes are both women, actually. And that is a terrible cover. 🙂

  6. SI Says:

    Yea I know that now 😛 haha

    See the link in my head was:

    Andre = Andre the Giant = Male

    And yes, just a awful cover. Must check out the other books in the chronicles.

  7. CSA Says:

    they’re both women? So we’ve established Andre is the redhead in the scene, then why did mercedes ask the artist to draw her as a man?
    or is that the twist, Mercedes is actually the dragon…

    and isnt is a bit cocky to write yourself into your novel?
    i’m definately missing some vital clue in this mystery

    (just nocited something about the Dragon, it has a really beefy right arm like Trogdor but a wee tiny left arm like Jeremy Beadle (R.I.P.) , looks weird )

  8. Some Dragon Says:

    This book series is actually very good, and the dragon is by far the most interesting character. But I have yet to see an edition of the books with cover art that does not make me want to gouge out my eyes. The characters look *nothing* like this.

  9. FearöfMusic Says:

    Girl: “So then Freddie here says,’It’s not the vest making me look gay, luv, it’s my face that does it!”
    Dragon: “Ha ha, yes quite. Hmm, that’s delicious. Reminds me of the time I was at The Pink Dragon Leather Boy Bondage Bar in Mayfair. This scrumptios fellow wearing nothing but leather chaps, and a bit of my drool, hmmm, yes,, yes? He says to me, he does now, that he knows this chap who is, shall we say, a bit of a slut, but a truly stunning drag queen. So I, droll as can be, say ‘Darling, if you want flaming, I’m the dragon of your dirty little dteams..”
    Bruce: ” Ha ha ha ha…wait, I don’t get it.”

  10. Tom Noir Says:

    I’m a bit disappointed in this cover. You would think that when they found out they were doing a cover for a book by Andre Norton AND Mercedes Lackey that they would really pull out all the stops!

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  12. Phil Says:

    ELVENBORN isn’t as good as the next two books in the series, TWLVEBORN and THRTEENBORN.

    And I’m looking forward to the spin-off series, which will include ELVENMARRIED and ELVENDIED.

  13. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Typical. The first book (ELVENFUCKED) was enormously popular. The second one (ELVENGESTATED) lost a lot of readers, and this one didn’t do much better.

  14. anon Says:

    I bet the artist put the guy laughing his ass off in the background just to see if the approval process included someone else actually looking at the cover art.

  15. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Welcome to another episode of Find The Stoner! Can you spot the zonked-out-of-his-mind pothead in this cover? The timer starts… now!

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