Jul 11

Somone's been on the Tesco own-brand bourbon again!Click for full SHOCKINGLY INDECENT image

Jon Comments: I know those Moorcock/Mayflower covers are like shooting fish in a barrel, but I needed something to go with my chips. I actually got the man himself to sign my copy recently and I told him I felt the film version was underrated. He agreed with me, with the minor change of “under” to “over”. Seemed a nice bloke, though.
Published 1973

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.55 out of 10)

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12 Responses to “The Final Programme”

  1. Phil Says:

    Ah, the ’60s. Well, 1973. Close enough.

  2. Scott B Says:

    I don’t know what the name of this programme is, but the ratings are going to be fantastic! Sex, violence, religion, royalty, hippie guitarist… what a spectacle!

  3. THX 1138 Says:

    “That’s the last time I take LSD in the bath!”

    Actually, I like the film too. It’s crazy.

  4. SI Says:

    I’m not sure there is a cream for that…

    And I do like the two who are climbing up the right boob! Why not eh.

  5. Adam Roberts Says:

    That’s the single greatest birthday cake I’ve ever seen. So many candles!

    Also, I like the visual pun either side of the mouth: ‘happy birthday TWO EWE’. Censored is always better than un-, on this site.

  6. K J Bennett Says:

    The cover of the book was far better that the movie version of the book. Which is an indication of just how bad the movie was.

  7. jerk of all trades Says:

    And this is why you should use mouthwash every day. Because left to their own devices, the bacteria in your mouth will eventually evolve into small, sapient, multicellular beings who will one day realize that they are living in somebody’s mouth, and, well.

  8. Green Says:

    Two sheep are better than one.

  9. Rhotomago Says:

    I actulally liked the one with the sheep better 😀

  10. Dalton H. Says:

    Kind of like Mordor, but ya know.

  11. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    No more programmes! 🙁 Bad luck to end on this one.

    But, hurrah for the RTCB! (Random Terrible Cover Button)

  12. JuanPaul Says:

    This cover is batshit crazy

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