Jan 14

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Scott Comments: Billy Ray Cyrus and the chick from “Showgirls” fight monsters. Including the green slime monster from “Ghostbusters”.
Published 1993

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.28 out of 10)

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28 Responses to “Blood and Honor”

  1. Tat Wood Says:

    There’s something very wrong with her lumbar vertebrae. But then, there’s got to be something wrong with anyone who voluntarily lives in a place called ‘Castle Midnight’.

  2. THX 1138 Says:

    The humans look as if they’re ruining a great party. Also, Simon IS Green, surely?

  3. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Can somebody PLEASE turn on the lights? I can’t see what I’m fighting!”
    “Pardon ma’am, we’re not allowed, this is Castle Midnight…”
    “Then let’s go to Castle Daylight!”

  4. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Boobs And Honor

  5. JC Superstar Says:

    That green thing looks like Jabba the Hutt with dentures and a toupee.

  6. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo da doo, doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo da doo, DOO da da da-da, DOO da da da-da…

  7. Jeff Vader Says:

    “Hey – watch where you swing that thing, lady – you could cut a guys eyestalks off!!”

  8. Jeff Vader Says:

    Oh – another thing…
    If someones actually read the novel, could they please explain how Princely Actor Man acquires the ability to squirt pressurized orange juice from the palms of his hands?

  9. Bibliomancer Says:

    I believe Mr Honor is flashing some jazz hands here.

  10. B. Chiclitz Says:

    I’d recognize that shag anywhere! That’s David Hasselhoff! It’s Space Baywatch!!

  11. Tom Noir Says:

    So I’m pretty sure they painted armor, at great expanse and at the last minute, over the previously topless woman. Maybe they felt the tentacle wrapped around her leg was a bridge too far?

  12. SI Says:

    Man: “Look we’re really not fighting well together today… FINE… I’ll say it… I’m sorry for taking your tights this morning. They keep my legs so cosy!”

  13. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Tom Noir—That’s armor? I thought the poor lass was suffering from the heartbreak of psoriasis.

  14. Tat Wood Says:

    @B. Chiclitz: of course! Castle Midnight, ‘Baywatch Nights’ series two, it all makes sense. As much as it ever could, anyway.

  15. fred Says:

    So if he is good in his role he wins those Golden Globes?

  16. Rags Says:

    @ Bibliomancer – I wish they were jazz hands, but i believe its the rare and offensive jizz hands he is weilding there.

    Fantasy women are the best, they wear custom boob made chest armor and who needs pants? PAH, pants are for wussy men!

  17. RachelJ Says:

    A third appearance by Hawk and Fisher? Or has Simon R. Green written multiple series about monster-fighting couples?

  18. Scott B Says:

    No, the Blue Moon books are crossovers with Hawk and Fisher but this is a standalone. There are some similarities, as Green’s books can get formulaic at times, but I find some of them quite enjoyable, including _Shadows Fall_ and this one (though this cover, eurgh).

  19. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    Hey isn’t that Slimer from the Ghost Busters on the right?

  20. Severian 67 Says:

    Notice how polite the eyes-on-stalks monster is, He is very carefully only looking at the woman from the neck up. How very “new monster” of him. He does blot his copybook a bit by copping a feel, though.

  21. Anna T. Says:

    They must have been attacked while dressing.

  22. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Using the word ‘magic’ as a verb makes me uneasy.

    Or should I say, I am uneasked into it???

  23. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Dead Stuff WBT—I feel the same way when “pleasure” is used as a verb.

    Thank you for exampling that point.

  24. anon Says:

    Seriously? A monster leg-humping a half-naked lady?
    And the blurb says “stalked” so naturally, the monster has eye stalks…

  25. RachelJ Says:

    @Severian and anon. Stop projecting your imperialist anthropocentric aesthetic values onto an innocent monster, clearly averting its eyes from what is, to it, a hideous sight. Who are the real monsters here, I ask you?

  26. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @RachelJ—in the words of the immortal Pogo, “We have met the enemy and he is us.”

  27. anon Says:

    @RachelJ, @B.Chiclitz: “…and he humped our legs.”

  28. anon Says:

    Doo: Bland Honor
    Tough talk on Castle Panic led by Etta Candida where the real gamers die inside and Mike must be rinsed or rancid
    Blur anthologies of best natural mooning in leis
    R. N. Nose-Grime

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