Jul 12
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Wes’ Art Direction:
Editor – “Look I’ve gotta hang up. The cover just needs to have the authors’ names, then ‘The Web’ in a subtle font and 2027 undern-”
Graphic Designer – “What? Sorry, your signal’s breaking up again I can’t..”
Editor – “I said put THE! WEB!! and TWENTY-TWENTY-SEVEN on it!!!… ah crap i dropped my cigar, now my chair’s ON FIRE!!”
Published 1999

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Tagged with: Blacksheep UK • Eric Brown • font problems • Graham Joyce • Maggie Furey • Millennium Books • Orion Books • Peter F. Hamilton • Stephen Baxter • Stephen Bowkett • WTF
Jun 22
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MisterBOB’s Art Direction: One hot chick with boobs on show and her two angry brothers.
Published 1987

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Tagged with: Ace Books • ax-wielding • beard-wielding • bladed weapons • cleavage • damsel • dude • Geo W. Proctor • Luis Royo • mullet • Robert E. Vardeman • ruins • sword
Oct 03
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Matthew Comments: I remember the TV programme of this being pretty scary…
Published 1976

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Tagged with: evil • evil children • Harry Willock • John Wyndham • Penguin Science Fiction
Sep 13
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Ian’s Art Direction: Did you see the cover that came back from the artist? It’s full of crotches! Crotches! I’ll be damned if I’m going to pay that idiot to fix it. See if you can get an intern in here to cover them up with oblong stickers or smudges or something. Make it look natural.
Published 1973

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Tagged with: Ballantine Books • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • Fake William Shatner • Frederik Pohl • space sheep • starkers • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Apr 27
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NGpm Comments: This is one busy cover. Why does the dragon-saurus have a blue and red aura? Is the horse fireproof? You know this dragon’s dynamite: “look at the bones, man!” Overall the art isn’t bad, but the typography and that blurb about the Newberry is just so awkward.
Published 1986

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Tagged with: Berkley Books • bladed weapons • dragon • dude • font problems • giant birds • glowing eyes • horses • horses on fire • Kinuko Craft • magic • once you see it • Robin McKinley • shuriken of approval • skulls a-poppin' • strapping outfit • sword
Apr 19
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Mckenzi Comments: Who could forget that part in Dune when Paul uses jazz hands to scare away those pesky desert tapeworms.
Published 1974

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Tagged with: Ace Books • bladed weapons • capes • daggers • Don Ivan Punchatz • dude • Frank Herbert • jazz hands • strange creature
Mar 25
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Instead of art direction on this cat master-piece (Published 1999) I am going to give a shout out for Genre for Japan. It’s a science fiction, fantasy and horror auction in aid of the Red Cross Japanese Tsunami Appeal and boy do they have some great stuff! Bidding starts on Monday 28th March 2011 and I highly recommend getting involved!
genreforjapan.wordpress.com

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Tagged with: Arrow Books • cat people • Gabriel King • strange creature • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Feb 22
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Tim Comments: Hot babe fairy queen, standing on slime-mold covered stairway to nowhere. Add in super-wussy fairy dude, you gotta feel for him, they put him in quite possibly the worst costume of all time. And the photo doesn’t do justice to the garishness of the blue background and orange border. And of course lots of different fonts.
Published 1985
Many thanks to Tim!

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Tagged with: Ballantine Books • border • Chronicles of Thomas Covenant • damsel • Darrell K. Sweet • Del Rey Books • dude • font problems • Stephen R. Donaldson
Feb 08
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GK Comments: Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?
Published 1981
Many thanks to GK!

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Tagged with: A Del Rey Book • Ballantine Books • Clifford D. Simak • robes • robots • Rowena Morrill • WTF
Jan 04
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Dalton Comments: Found this book in my high school library. It’s dragons, a creepy forest, bows and arrows, and an attractive blond all in one PERMA-BOUND cover. Also, I started cracking up at the, “One of the Best SF Novels of All Time” caption. Did I mention there’s dragon’s? Sorry your covers get hated on Robert A. Heinlein!
Published 1996
Fantastic start to the new year!
Many thanks to Dalton!

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Tagged with: Baen Books • baldness • bracers • cleavage • Clyde Caldwell • damsel • dragon • dude • font problems • lizards • muscles • Robert A. Heinlein • shortbow
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