preload
Feb 01

Goodnight Moon!Click for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: Dude looks like a lady.
Published 1971

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.74 out of 10)
Loading...

Tagged with:

32 Responses to “The Dark Planet”

  1. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Goodness, he sat right on BB8!

  2. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    For his nips and bum to be at right angles to each other, there would have to be a gap of about two inches between his second and third lumbar vertebrae.

  3. Bibliomancer Says:

    Those are two half-assed looking moons up there. And one half-assed moon on the planet.

  4. Noel Says:

    Is there a tag for ‘smooching planets’?

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    ‘To save Earth, he had to betray his best friend.’

    Sounds like that fellow should associate with a better crowd!

  6. Tom Noir Says:

    Good luck hailing a cab THERE.

  7. Tag Wizard Says:

    @Noel – there is no tag for whatever the hell is going on up in that sky.

  8. fred Says:

    I don’t remember this Queen video.

  9. THX 1138 Says:

    That’s no moon – that’s a suckling baby!

  10. Tat Wood Says:

    I have nothing against his right leg. Neither has he.

  11. Ikari Gendo Says:

    Apparently Barsoom doesn’t turn out big crowds for Queen tribute bands.

  12. Anna T. Says:

    . . . where’s his left leg gone?

    I mean, look, he doesn’t have one, like it was swallowed by a dimensional rift.

    And . . . the kissing moons . . . I bet you that guy is officiating at the wedding. It’s that or a weird-looking space- ship or station.

  13. Perry Armstrong Says:

    Echo & the Hoppingmen
    “The Kissing Moons”
    Goodbye Vulcan
    Half-Arsed CA

  14. Ray P Says:

    Pokemon – gotta catch ’em all!

  15. A.R.Yngve Says:

    It’s so good to see that Ego, The Living Planet*, finally found his mate!

    (* A wonderfully loopy creation by Jack Kirby.)

  16. Perry Armstrong Says:

    “The moon came out last night and sang to me.”
    “How did the song go?”
    “Bah-la-la-la-la!”

  17. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Hunter ate his left leg and is making excellent progress with his hand.

    #Loveyourimperfections

  18. HappyBookworm Says:

    Is it just me, or does it look like his pants are made of terra cotta?

  19. anon Says:

    I’m no expert but that seems like a fairly unique way of sewing trousers together from separate pieces. I suppose it could be just someone having made crotchless pants, you know, non-crotchless.

  20. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Hey, planets! Smell my armpit!”

  21. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    To save Earth, he had to betray his best friend. But the only time available was Tuesday afternoon at 14:30.

    THE DARK PLANNER

  22. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    To save Earth, he had to betray his banana friend.

    THE DARK PLANTAIN

  23. Tat Wood Says:

    To save Earth, he had to betray the friends he made on a day strawberry picking.

    THE DARK PUNNET

  24. B. Chiclitz Says:

    To save Earth, he had to betray his beast friend

    THE DARK PANTHER

  25. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    To save Earth, he had to betray his bird friend

    THE DARK GANNET

  26. A.R.Yngve Says:

    To save 10%, he had to betray his best friend who worked in the store
    THE DARK DISCOUNT

  27. Tracy Says:

    He’s really a member of Cirque du Soleil taking his bow at the end of the show!

  28. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Can’t we have a SUNNY BRIGHT PLANET for a change? or a HAPPY BRIGHT WORLD? Or a SUNSHINE CASTLE…?

  29. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @AR: To save Earth, he had to betray America’s President…

    GLOBAL FUCKING WARMING

  30. GSS ex-noob Says:

    To save Earth, he had to install a giant heater and dehumidifier…

    THE DANK PLANET

  31. JuanPaul Says:

    Ahhh, there’s nothing like bowling in the mountains, under the smooching moons.

  32. Hammy Says:

    @JuanPaul (#31):

    Bowling under smooching moons? Nah, I don’t think so. It looks like he’s doing his flamenco dance to whatever that moon is playing on his moon-sized ocarina….

Leave a Reply