For his nips and bum to be at right angles to each other, there would have to be a gap of about two inches between his second and third lumbar vertebrae.
I’m no expert but that seems like a fairly unique way of sewing trousers together from separate pieces. I suppose it could be just someone having made crotchless pants, you know, non-crotchless.
Bowling under smooching moons? Nah, I don’t think so. It looks like he’s doing his flamenco dance to whatever that moon is playing on his moon-sized ocarina….
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February 1st, 2016 at 11:41 am
Goodness, he sat right on BB8!
February 1st, 2016 at 11:44 am
For his nips and bum to be at right angles to each other, there would have to be a gap of about two inches between his second and third lumbar vertebrae.
February 1st, 2016 at 12:03 pm
Those are two half-assed looking moons up there. And one half-assed moon on the planet.
February 1st, 2016 at 1:41 pm
Is there a tag for ‘smooching planets’?
February 1st, 2016 at 1:47 pm
‘To save Earth, he had to betray his best friend.’
Sounds like that fellow should associate with a better crowd!
February 1st, 2016 at 2:06 pm
Good luck hailing a cab THERE.
February 1st, 2016 at 2:15 pm
@Noel – there is no tag for whatever the hell is going on up in that sky.
February 1st, 2016 at 2:22 pm
I don’t remember this Queen video.
February 1st, 2016 at 2:23 pm
That’s no moon – that’s a suckling baby!
February 1st, 2016 at 3:47 pm
I have nothing against his right leg. Neither has he.
February 1st, 2016 at 4:57 pm
Apparently Barsoom doesn’t turn out big crowds for Queen tribute bands.
February 1st, 2016 at 5:37 pm
. . . where’s his left leg gone?
I mean, look, he doesn’t have one, like it was swallowed by a dimensional rift.
And . . . the kissing moons . . . I bet you that guy is officiating at the wedding. It’s that or a weird-looking space- ship or station.
February 1st, 2016 at 7:00 pm
Echo & the Hoppingmen
“The Kissing Moons”
Goodbye Vulcan
Half-Arsed CA
February 1st, 2016 at 7:08 pm
Pokemon – gotta catch ’em all!
February 1st, 2016 at 9:49 pm
It’s so good to see that Ego, The Living Planet*, finally found his mate!
(* A wonderfully loopy creation by Jack Kirby.)
February 1st, 2016 at 9:54 pm
“The moon came out last night and sang to me.”
“How did the song go?”
“Bah-la-la-la-la!”
February 1st, 2016 at 10:53 pm
Hunter ate his left leg and is making excellent progress with his hand.
#Loveyourimperfections
February 1st, 2016 at 11:22 pm
Is it just me, or does it look like his pants are made of terra cotta?
February 2nd, 2016 at 9:34 am
I’m no expert but that seems like a fairly unique way of sewing trousers together from separate pieces. I suppose it could be just someone having made crotchless pants, you know, non-crotchless.
February 2nd, 2016 at 1:07 pm
“Hey, planets! Smell my armpit!”
March 31st, 2016 at 12:38 am
To save Earth, he had to betray his best friend. But the only time available was Tuesday afternoon at 14:30.
THE DARK PLANNER
March 31st, 2016 at 12:38 am
To save Earth, he had to betray his banana friend.
THE DARK PLANTAIN
March 31st, 2016 at 1:38 am
To save Earth, he had to betray the friends he made on a day strawberry picking.
THE DARK PUNNET
March 31st, 2016 at 4:31 am
To save Earth, he had to betray his beast friend
THE DARK PANTHER
March 31st, 2016 at 2:29 pm
To save Earth, he had to betray his bird friend
THE DARK GANNET
April 1st, 2016 at 8:12 am
To save 10%, he had to betray his best friend who worked in the store
THE DARK DISCOUNT
March 14th, 2017 at 9:12 pm
He’s really a member of Cirque du Soleil taking his bow at the end of the show!
March 14th, 2017 at 10:41 pm
Can’t we have a SUNNY BRIGHT PLANET for a change? or a HAPPY BRIGHT WORLD? Or a SUNSHINE CASTLE…?
March 15th, 2017 at 12:16 am
@AR: To save Earth, he had to betray America’s President…
GLOBAL FUCKING WARMING
March 16th, 2017 at 6:27 am
To save Earth, he had to install a giant heater and dehumidifier…
THE DANK PLANET
September 14th, 2017 at 4:48 am
Ahhh, there’s nothing like bowling in the mountains, under the smooching moons.
September 18th, 2017 at 5:17 am
@JuanPaul (#31):
Bowling under smooching moons? Nah, I don’t think so. It looks like he’s doing his flamenco dance to whatever that moon is playing on his moon-sized ocarina….