@B’Mancer—A Communipath, an Angry Esper and a Psionic Menace walk into a bar. The bartender says: Mind your own business!
To which they reply: We knew you were going to say that!
I wonder, about those spikes behind their heads . . . are they intended for use as weapons so these jawless menaces can stab people by headbutting them?
It being an Ace Double, there are probably a few of you wondering what was on the A-side. It was the start of Delany’s ‘Fall of the Towers’ trilogy. http://people.uncw.edu/smithms/F-series/F-199.jpg
“I’m – BATMAN.”
“Oh no yer not!”
“I’m – BATMAN!”
“I call bullshit. Who are the other blokes then, yer clones?”
“They’re – BATMAN!”
“Don’t be silly. You only have one bat ear!”
“We’re- BATMAN 150%.”
“And you have the worst hair this side of A Flock of Seagulls”
“Soon you will be – BATMAN too.”
“Aaaugghhhhhhh!”
@Bruce: So the man is a Q/MAGAt who’s lost touch with reality (but I repeat myself) and this is what he fantasizes will happen to him?
Some nice little old grandma in a store or doctor’s office has asked him to pretty please wear this free mask, and he’s seeing her as 3 ugly bald bat-ear aliens.
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April 5th, 2016 at 12:00 pm
‘No soup for YOU, Earthling!’
April 5th, 2016 at 12:57 pm
A Communipath, an Angry Esper and a Psionic Menace walk into a bar. The bartender says: Mind your own business!
April 5th, 2016 at 1:22 pm
“Originally, we were all making batman costumes but ran out of material.”
April 5th, 2016 at 1:23 pm
The Sticky Oop Spines from beyond the galactic frontier
April 5th, 2016 at 1:49 pm
@B’Mancer—A Communipath, an Angry Esper and a Psionic Menace walk into a bar. The bartender says: Mind your own business!
To which they reply: We knew you were going to say that!
April 5th, 2016 at 1:51 pm
…and that’s how baby Darth Vaders are made!
April 5th, 2016 at 1:54 pm
“I’m crushing your head!”
April 5th, 2016 at 1:55 pm
Okay, Bob, trust us, this dental work will go a lot easier if you just relax and take the gas.
April 5th, 2016 at 2:18 pm
@B’mancer, BC: I can’t hardly wait to hear how you work the ten inch pianist into the joke. 🙂
April 5th, 2016 at 2:22 pm
An Angry Esper and a Psionic Menace walk into a bar. The bartender says: Pair-a-psychologists!
April 5th, 2016 at 2:32 pm
Dude, relax and be thankful this book was printed way before the alien abductee anal probe trope.
April 5th, 2016 at 3:18 pm
@DSWBT—I’m working on the one about the little head.
April 5th, 2016 at 3:58 pm
@fred: how do you think they got those big brown streaks in front of their pointy spines??? 😐
April 5th, 2016 at 4:38 pm
@Tom Noir: Good one.
I wonder, about those spikes behind their heads . . . are they intended for use as weapons so these jawless menaces can stab people by headbutting them?
April 5th, 2016 at 6:27 pm
It being an Ace Double, there are probably a few of you wondering what was on the A-side. It was the start of Delany’s ‘Fall of the Towers’ trilogy. http://people.uncw.edu/smithms/F-series/F-199.jpg
April 5th, 2016 at 7:51 pm
“No, no, I’ll never watch your walk-through video of ‘Horace Goes Skiing’!”
April 5th, 2016 at 9:30 pm
The first rule of Psionic Fight Club is: You do not think about Psionic Fight Club.
April 5th, 2016 at 9:46 pm
@Ikari: DAMMIT! I’m out.
April 6th, 2016 at 12:11 am
@Ikari Gendo – Good Show Sir!
April 6th, 2016 at 11:19 am
This thread is comedy gold! Good show, Sirs.
😀
April 6th, 2016 at 11:40 am
“Whaddya mean you didn’t understand our S.O.S. from beyond the galactic frontier? Don’t you know Morse code? You Earthlings are stupid! STUPID!!”
April 6th, 2016 at 11:41 am
“THIS hand is for removing dandruff… my OTHER hand is the probe!”
April 7th, 2016 at 11:15 am
The SOS from beyond South Central Los Angeles
THE PSIONIC MENACE 2 SOCIETY
April 7th, 2016 at 10:38 pm
The Si-onic Menace
November 6th, 2016 at 2:43 pm
The S.O.S. from beyond Unknown Artist Institute:
THE PSTUPID ARTWORK
August 17th, 2022 at 5:38 pm
“I’m – BATMAN.”
“Oh no yer not!”
“I’m – BATMAN!”
“I call bullshit. Who are the other blokes then, yer clones?”
“They’re – BATMAN!”
“Don’t be silly. You only have one bat ear!”
“We’re- BATMAN 150%.”
“And you have the worst hair this side of A Flock of Seagulls”
“Soon you will be – BATMAN too.”
“Aaaugghhhhhhh!”
August 18th, 2022 at 5:27 am
How Trump voters imagine mask mandates.
August 19th, 2022 at 12:57 am
@Bruce: So the man is a Q/MAGAt who’s lost touch with reality (but I repeat myself) and this is what he fantasizes will happen to him?
Some nice little old grandma in a store or doctor’s office has asked him to pretty please wear this free mask, and he’s seeing her as 3 ugly bald bat-ear aliens.