His unearthly power could destroy the earth – was there no one on earth to stop him from destroying the earth with his unearthly earth destroying power? Unless the earth in the title isn’t the earth but someone named Earth who needs to be made aware of his unearthly power to destroy the earth so Earth can save the earth from his unearthly earth destroying power.
I am suddenly struck by a force of doglike power of which I am unaware of anything else so unearthly on Earth but it is telling me to give credit to Tag Wizard for the comic genius of the alt-text he adds to the cover—every day!
My first thought: “WTF. And dafuq is he standing on?” I was so confused by the whole thing I couldn’t even tell he was behind it. It ruined my sense of perspective.
Could the redhead be the one to stop him? She doesn’t look too bright.
@RachelJ, your attention please: I was just reading a sorta-generic fantasy quest book when up popped a couple pages of CANNIBAL MERMAIDS. Threatened to eat the whole party, regardless of species, except for the handsome blond boy, who they had other plans for.
Note the fine print: “Original Title: Of Godlike Power.”
So some genius/rocket scientist/Nobel Prize Winner decided that “Earth Unaware” was a more selling title than “OF… GODLIKE… POWER.”
“How about… ‘He Walked Like a God?’”
“Or… ‘Of Godlike Power’?”
“Okay… what about ‘The Man Who Would Destroy The World’?”
“Are you nuts? This cover just screams… ‘EARTH UNAWARE’!! Print that.”
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