A, I don’t think she has any nipples.
B, This is definitely not something most people would want to be seen reading on the bus.
C, Why is she naked in a public place? Is that publicly acceptable in this time period or what?
@Anna T.: I don’t think she’s technically naked. It looks like a wood-effect body-stocking. Either that of this is a soft-porn Pinocchio and the Blue Fairy only did as far down as the neck.
I hope he’s got some sandpaper. And tweezers for any splinters.
It’s Sir Dominic-A-Lot, with his smash hit “Baby Got Grain!”
I like wood grain and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a wood pattern in your face
You get spruced, wanna ax that tree
‘Cause you notice that butt was free
Deep in the rings she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
August 15th, 2018 at 8:52 am
Poul Anderson immerses you in the future. . . or if you’re a naked woman, in a tub of mud. It’s sort of like his thing, if you know what I mean.
August 15th, 2018 at 10:37 am
“Poul Anderson immerses you in the future…puts you in a whole new world and lets you finally understand why fanboys hate the idea of a female Jedi…”
August 15th, 2018 at 12:35 pm
I thought it was Freddie Mercury for a second. He saved everyone of us.
August 15th, 2018 at 1:45 pm
Technic, compiled…..I don’t think those words quite qualify Mr Landry for his books present neighborhood. Nice try, though.
August 15th, 2018 at 5:34 pm
Baen Books: Bringing you subtle book covers since 1983.
August 15th, 2018 at 5:44 pm
A, I don’t think she has any nipples.
B, This is definitely not something most people would want to be seen reading on the bus.
C, Why is she naked in a public place? Is that publicly acceptable in this time period or what?
August 15th, 2018 at 8:14 pm
@Anna T.: I don’t think she’s technically naked. It looks like a wood-effect body-stocking. Either that of this is a soft-porn Pinocchio and the Blue Fairy only did as far down as the neck.
I hope he’s got some sandpaper. And tweezers for any splinters.
August 16th, 2018 at 4:51 am
Flandry insisted on everything being upholstered in leather, including his girlfriends.
August 22nd, 2018 at 9:05 pm
Am I the only one who thinks this is deserving of a space sheep?
August 23rd, 2018 at 12:52 am
Haven’t seen Space Sheep in a while… is he on his space holidays?
August 23rd, 2018 at 6:21 am
@THX – Send me a cover worthy of the Space Sheep!
August 23rd, 2018 at 10:33 am
@TW: My goodness me! I don’t read that kind of literature! *fans self*
August 29th, 2018 at 6:21 pm
Commentors that start with the letter “T” crack me up.
September 2nd, 2021 at 7:48 pm
It’s Sir Dominic-A-Lot, with his smash hit “Baby Got Grain!”
I like wood grain and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a wood pattern in your face
You get spruced, wanna ax that tree
‘Cause you notice that butt was free
Deep in the rings she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Baby got grain…
September 3rd, 2021 at 12:46 am
@A.R. Yngve: standing ovation
September 3rd, 2021 at 2:08 am
joins standing ovation
Good filks today, @ARY.
June 14th, 2022 at 2:19 am
…wanders in late and also joins standing ovation, humming along…
(Elm-y face and an oaken booty)
June 14th, 2022 at 10:41 pm
“Omigod, Emster, look at her grain! She’s so wooden!”
June 15th, 2022 at 3:27 am
“… They only talk to her because she looks like a total cheap veneered armoire.
I mean, GSS ex-noob, those dovetails, they’re poorly jointed”