Aug 23
Wendy Comments: Always wear your sports bra when arm wrestling a Roid Warrior.
Published 2000
You might remember this from here.
Wendy Comments: Always wear your sports bra when arm wrestling a Roid Warrior.
Published 2000
You might remember this from here.
August 23rd, 2018 at 10:38 am
“Enough of this arm wrestling! Now we try abs wrestling!”
August 23rd, 2018 at 11:16 am
‘In the BDSM terminology of today, you can call this one Non-Consensual Domestic Discipline.’
and another
‘I only gave it a low review because it seriously screwed with my mind.’
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2058281.The_Warrior_Within
August 23rd, 2018 at 1:00 pm
Ridiculous breasts, ridiculous muscles. I’m just glad there’s no full frontal nudity.
August 23rd, 2018 at 2:50 pm
Been away so long I hardly know the place
Gee it’s good to be back home
But a tiny shrunken forearm and a glimpse of outer space
Remind me that I should not roam
I’m back in the GSSR
You don’t know how lucky we are, boy
Back in the GSSR
August 23rd, 2018 at 3:23 pm
Is that a “Perkin from The Flumps” cloud of misery floating above Miss Universe’s head?
August 23rd, 2018 at 4:36 pm
“Part I of the Terrible series”
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:02 pm
Quick. Someone read the book so I can find out which cover is more accurate. Sports bra or teat shields?
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:31 pm
UnHAND me, villain!
…is this from a really bad play?
August 23rd, 2018 at 6:21 pm
Either she’s made of silly putty or he must be squeezing her forearm incredibly hard for her wrist to be ballooned up like that.
August 23rd, 2018 at 6:36 pm
“No! We must ab-stain from sex to reach our full potential!”
August 23rd, 2018 at 7:43 pm
Is there a blemish on the cover above her head, or did the artist put in a poop emoji?
August 23rd, 2018 at 8:32 pm
Squint your eyes and his bicep looks like a weird pec.
And as a bonus, he now has a Popeye arm!
August 23rd, 2018 at 8:34 pm
Instant response: Oh my god. Slightly less instant, more considered response: god, that’s an awful cover. Apart from the ridiculous anatomies, weird perspective, wooden expressions, frozen, unnatural poses, the design is boring. I could do a better text layout in Microsoft Word, for crissake.
August 23rd, 2018 at 10:03 pm
@B. Chiclitz – Welcome back! Are you tanned, rested and ready to snark?
August 24th, 2018 at 12:54 am
All snark all the time, matey.
August 24th, 2018 at 1:33 pm
Ironic that the only thing that’s green on that cover is the author’s name.
August 25th, 2018 at 2:29 am
It’s always quite something when the covers get WORSE in later editions.
The first one was bog-standard bad fantasy chick, but this!
A horrific cross between Fabio and Vincent from “Beauty and the Beast” vs. a female body builder. Done in claymation.
The Goodreads cover is pretty bad, too. “The female John Norman” is not a compliment in most of the world. “You will throw this book to the floor in disgust at least twice.”
Hey, BC!
August 27th, 2018 at 6:53 pm
Hey, xn!
August 27th, 2018 at 11:51 pm
I thought the gigantic pec of the person on the left was a sideboob. I still think they’re supposed to be a kind of bodybuilding hermaphrodite.
August 29th, 2018 at 11:48 pm
@Tracy: I’m not ruling out hormone imbalances, either natural or artificial, for either of them.
September 4th, 2018 at 9:13 pm
A River Runs Through It