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Sep 01

Well... I certainly hope the warrior within is... better equipped for battle! Cause you look terrible!Click for full image

 

Matt Comments: Check out those shiny pasties!
Published 1983

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.55 out of 10)
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22 Responses to “The Warrior Within”

  1. Phil Says:

    She has provided her own Space Sheep/C.S. Lewis mechanism.

  2. Tat Wood Says:

    They call her ‘the female John Norman’, apparently (http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2058281.The_Warrior_Within) but to anyone from around these parts ‘Sharon Green’ sounds a bit… Essex. The resemblance of this cover to the painting in ‘Abigail’s Party’ doesn’t help.

  3. Elvraie Says:

    Muscles and Kitschy Kinky strike a pose ! All you need on a rainy monday morning!

  4. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    THE SILICONE WITHIN

  5. Bibliomancer Says:

    Conan the Boobarian

  6. fred Says:

    Is he giving her the barbarian version of the Spock Eyebrow?

  7. Rev Says:

    His muscles look painted on. Her boobs look glued on. He looks like Clint Norris. Or Chuck Eastwood. She looks like trouble.

  8. Tom Noir Says:

    Her buff warrior friend better stick to a brisk walk or that knife is gonna slice nicely-toned leg open.

  9. eldaeriel Says:

    Um what is going on with her hands? I know its possibly the least of her problems but even so…. 😛

  10. A.R.Yngve Says:

    For the last time — HOW DO THOSE BRASS TIPS STAY ON??

  11. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Saying “the female John Norman” is like saying “the male E.L. James”…

  12. THX 1138 Says:

    Less Bettie Page and more sweaty rage.

  13. Jeff Vader Says:

    I actually find the damsels hair the most fascinating feature of this painting. It looks like someone stapled a black dyed sheepskin from a interior design magazine to her skull.

  14. anon Says:

    Sharon Green does look very fetching. I don’t care if there’s a warrior within her.
    What’s the point of the old guy in a muscle suit?

  15. Alessandra Kelley Says:

    Her hair makes no sense, unless that little tooth necklace is holding on a bearskin cape.

    And I am just imagining the *POP!* noise when she takes those things off in the evening.

  16. DaveM Says:

    Can someone get that poor girl a decent meal – her ribs are showing!

    Warrior guy there has some really nasty hypertrophic scarring down his chest. Either he’s had open heart surgery or was just very lucky to have survived whatever fight did that. Probably explains his expression because that scar’s going to itch like crazy most of the time.

    @Alessandra Kelley, as to her hair, I’m thinking maybe really bad hair extensions? Oh, loved the “Pop” comment, though maybe they’re held in place by double sided tape (which would cause a “scritch, string of expletives” sound when removed)?

  17. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    I have severe lordosis and I don’t qualify for disability living allowance.

    #Yesallwomenwithnipplerivets

  18. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    ‘The infernal banging had no trouble breaking through my sleep.’

    o_0

  19. anon Says:

    The man was a fiend of the nether regions, just as I’d always known.
    …and unfortunately the phrase refers to the very thing your mind leaps at,
    which is unfortunate because now we also know what the “within” in the title refers to.
    I can’t help thinking the ‘O’ should be an ‘I’ and ‘Green’ should be ‘Pink’.

  20. B. Chiclitz Says:

    You say you’ve seen seven wonders
    And your bird is green
    But you can’t see me
    You can’t see me

  21. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Incidentally…where is this scene set? The periphery of a forest fire?

  22. GSS ex-noob Says:

    The inside of a badly-glazed pot?

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