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Click for larger imageRaoul Comments: Tony Destefano majored in right arm anatomy drawing at the Unknown Artist Institute.
Published 1973
(Average: 7.91 out of 10)
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Raoul Comments: Tony Destefano majored in right arm anatomy drawing at the Unknown Artist Institute.
Published 1973
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January 9th, 2019 at 10:07 am
That’s definitely not Minnie Pearl.
January 9th, 2019 at 10:22 am
“What, me worry?”
January 9th, 2019 at 12:48 pm
“If I stand close to the camera, my sword looks bigger!”
January 9th, 2019 at 1:13 pm
Dick has been playing with his blade so much the handle is coming loose from the
tang. But he does look happy.
January 9th, 2019 at 1:51 pm
If Raoul is correct in his assessment, then the 500-foot woman in the background must have been an early assignment.
January 9th, 2019 at 2:09 pm
Where in the World is Bibliomancer?
Just arrived by train in Brussels. Eating a traditional hearty lunch of Belgian waffles and brussel sprouts.
January 9th, 2019 at 2:42 pm
Are you going to leave the house with your skirt that short young… uh… man??
January 9th, 2019 at 2:47 pm
Five hundred foot tall topless go-go dancer. This can only mean one thing —
We’re going to get more Dick. Whether we like it or not!
January 9th, 2019 at 5:09 pm
Don’t know if this page has been linked before. Pearl of Patmos is included. Fun page.
http://mcmolo.blogspot.com/2016/03/the-adventures-of-richard-blade-in.html
January 9th, 2019 at 6:24 pm
I’m surprised Good Show Sir waited three days to whip out a Dick.
January 9th, 2019 at 9:49 pm
It’s almost as if Blade wore a skirt that was too short on purpose. Though I have NO sensible explanation for why any man would do that.
Nope. There’s no possible explanation for a butch fantasy hero coyly displaying his gluteus maximus underneath a peek-a-boo skirt…
January 10th, 2019 at 4:18 am
@5, @8: Dick Blade vs Boobzilla? Will Ultra-Bare-Ass-Man arrive in time to show Dick Blade how to grow to giant size?
January 10th, 2019 at 6:48 am
Aw, yeah… DICK!
Haven’t seen him in a while.
He’s going to need to be a lot taller to take on that giant naked woman either in battle or bed (or both, as so often with him). Is that what his camera take is indicating? Like that time Coyote caught Road Runner, but after RR was giant?
If he does grow, the poor people of the ravaged city are going to get a terrifying view under that tiny skirt. Nobody wants to see Dick’s equipment that large.
@fred: Good link. Notice how no one lasts more than about 4 books in reviewing Dick before they just give up?
January 10th, 2019 at 2:17 pm
A good link indeed. It was particularly pleasing to discover that our current masterpiece includes a character called Nob. I assume the ‘k’ is silent even in the written form.
January 10th, 2019 at 5:41 pm
The Blade’s Pearl
Perle, plesaunte to pryncely Blade
So manly clothed in mini-skirt so sheer,
Oute of Oryent, like Chinese GSS,
Ne proved I never her precios pere.
So rounde, so reken in suche araye,
So smal, so smothe her sydes were,
Wheresoever I jugged gemmes gaye
(For Blade doth sometimes swinge that way)
I sette hyr sengeley in synglure.
Allas, I leste hyr in an erbere;
And so I seke her evermore
Mine blade is set for all luf-daungere
To have that god-damned Perle once more.
(apologies to some long-dead anonymous Medieval bard)
January 11th, 2019 at 6:29 am
Bravo!
January 14th, 2019 at 8:37 pm
It will be “death by Snoo Snoo” for Blade!
January 15th, 2019 at 6:29 am
@A-S: Usually it’s the girls Blade snoo-snoos who die. So that’d be a nice change.
January 15th, 2019 at 6:25 pm
@GSS ex-noob….I think we have different understandings of what “snoo snoo” is.
June 24th, 2019 at 6:50 pm
I’ve finally gotten around to a review of this book. Does it really contain giant women? How short IS Blade’s skirt? Do any snoo-snoos meet an unfortunate fate? All this and more in the latest Pulpfiles review!
https://pulpfiles.wordpress.com/2019/06/19/richard-blade-7-pearl-of-patmos-part-1/
June 24th, 2019 at 11:47 pm
Sterling effort, @pulpfiles, I’ll never look at a Blade cover the same way again knowing what he drank in this.
June 25th, 2019 at 4:51 am
@Pulpfiles: Great to see you back in action. You may have set the record for “Person who could stand to do the most reviews of Blade”.
Fabulous review as always. Your nicknames for Dick are very clever. And I concur with THX: ewwww.
Hybrid bazongas! Improbable sex! Eerie coincidences! The word “penetrailia”! Scrotum electrodes! And that’s just the first couple chapters.
April 6th, 2022 at 2:00 am
22 comments from the GSS experts and I’m still no wiser… Naked giantess in the background IS Pearl, or only on the cover to increase sales to the teen male demographic? Or… both?