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Aug 31

This is what happens when you learn maths!Click for full image

Man of the Mountains Comments:Nothing says super powers better than banks of ray guns built into a guy’s skull!
Published 1976

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.73 out of 10)
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24 Responses to “Polymath”

  1. RJ Says:

    Ilya Kuryakin is back, and this time he’s pissed.

  2. THX 1138 Says:

    “Man, these new contact lenses are great!”

  3. Jami Says:

    Uri Geller was determined to have his vengeance on Johnny Carson….

  4. Phil Says:

    I’m loving the octopus-styled white hair. And curious about the Chesley Bonestell space ship cunningly disguised amid other debris.

  5. fred Says:

    How come his less berayed right eye is glowing and his more berayed left eye isn’t?

  6. Tom Noir Says:

    I thought Polymaths were just good at normal stuff. I didn’t know they were also good at EYE RAYS!

  7. A.R.Yngve Says:

    I am SO writing to the Mythbusters show, and asking them to test if you can shoot rays out of your eyes without frying them…

  8. Nix Says:

    This guy is obviously related to Ged:

    (note that at no point in the entire series does he ever fire lightning from his fingers. And that’s ignoring the whole skin-colour thing, covered here before.)

  9. Nix Says:

    Oh crap. Let’s try that again. Ged is here.

  10. Smith Says:

    Wow, I thought polymath was adding up parrots.

    Badoom-ta-tish – thankyouverramuch – I’m here till Tuesday. Try the veal.

  11. fish Says:

    As awful as the cover is, I love that the author was apparently familiar with the term “polymath”. Seeing someone use that word makes up for the cover art…

  12. Grady Hendrix Says:

    I’d say Zardoz has had some face work done, maybe a chemical peel and is wearing a toupee now. Good for Zardoz!

  13. anonymous Says:

    Nothing says polymath like shooting at giant spacehead’s eyes so that the back his head explodes.

  14. Joachim Says:

    Woke up in the morning with a bad headache — thought I’d take some aspirin — whamm, there went to medicine cabinet — wtf, waited a bit, wandered outside, whamm went the dog, dead, crusty, charred — and the house… Should probably go back to sleep.

  15. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    So that’s how Jor-el (Marlon Brando) captured Zodd!

  16. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Mr. Trump, how would you picture yourself as U.S. President, at work in the Oval Office?”
    “Like THIS!!”

  17. fred Says:

    If David Lynch did LOTR, this is probably the eyes of Sauron.

  18. Tat Wood Says:

    Anyone got any Veras? Laaavleee!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaN97NPYvVM Sorted.

  19. Bruce A Munro Says:

    I’ve heard about getting a swelled head, but this is ridiculous.

  20. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Bruce: Looks like the bits inside his head swole up*, and thus are ‘sploding out the back in tentacle shapes and as eye-beams.

    *A call-back to comment #1 via “Outer Limits” (original) and as a woman who knew she was straight before she knew the concept, in pre-school thanks to David McCallum, I’m missing him greatly.

  21. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @GSS ex-noob: “Sixth Finger”?

    Looking a bit more closely, those eye beams don’t actually seem to be doing anything. Perhaps they’re setting up for a Spinal Tap concert and the giant floating head is part of the show?

  22. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Bruce: 1) Exactly!

    2) So it’s like a giant cutout of a head covering up light sources? Which will fall down to crush the structures, which do look a bit trilithon-y.

    As long as the short people aren’t harmed, but one imagines a light fixture falling on the drummer to cause semi-spontaneous combustion.

  23. Hammy Says:

    Eye-beams in the front, glowing cephalopod(s) in the back.

    Not as catchy as “business up front, party in the back.”

  24. JJYoyo Says:

    If I don’t see exactly this in the sky during tomorrow’s eclipse, I am going to be very disappointed.

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