Aug 31
Man of the Mountains Comments:Nothing says super powers better than banks of ray guns built into a guy’s skull!
Published 1976
Man of the Mountains Comments:Nothing says super powers better than banks of ray guns built into a guy’s skull!
Published 1976
August 31st, 2011 at 9:03 am
Ilya Kuryakin is back, and this time he’s pissed.
August 31st, 2011 at 10:00 am
“Man, these new contact lenses are great!”
August 31st, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Uri Geller was determined to have his vengeance on Johnny Carson….
August 31st, 2011 at 5:13 pm
I’m loving the octopus-styled white hair. And curious about the Chesley Bonestell space ship cunningly disguised amid other debris.
August 31st, 2011 at 6:02 pm
How come his less berayed right eye is glowing and his more berayed left eye isn’t?
August 31st, 2011 at 7:21 pm
I thought Polymaths were just good at normal stuff. I didn’t know they were also good at EYE RAYS!
August 31st, 2011 at 8:29 pm
I am SO writing to the Mythbusters show, and asking them to test if you can shoot rays out of your eyes without frying them…
August 31st, 2011 at 10:36 pm
This guy is obviously related to Ged:
(note that at no point in the entire series does he ever fire lightning from his fingers. And that’s ignoring the whole skin-colour thing, covered here before.)
August 31st, 2011 at 10:36 pm
Oh crap. Let’s try that again. Ged is here.
September 1st, 2011 at 12:16 am
Wow, I thought polymath was adding up parrots.
Badoom-ta-tish – thankyouverramuch – I’m here till Tuesday. Try the veal.
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:23 pm
As awful as the cover is, I love that the author was apparently familiar with the term “polymath”. Seeing someone use that word makes up for the cover art…
September 3rd, 2011 at 2:08 am
I’d say Zardoz has had some face work done, maybe a chemical peel and is wearing a toupee now. Good for Zardoz!
September 3rd, 2011 at 11:45 pm
Nothing says polymath like shooting at giant spacehead’s eyes so that the back his head explodes.
September 5th, 2011 at 5:57 pm
Woke up in the morning with a bad headache — thought I’d take some aspirin — whamm, there went to medicine cabinet — wtf, waited a bit, wandered outside, whamm went the dog, dead, crusty, charred — and the house… Should probably go back to sleep.
September 8th, 2011 at 5:42 pm
So that’s how Jor-el (Marlon Brando) captured Zodd!
January 7th, 2016 at 8:58 am
“Mr. Trump, how would you picture yourself as U.S. President, at work in the Oval Office?”
“Like THIS!!”
April 5th, 2024 at 2:39 pm
If David Lynch did LOTR, this is probably the eyes of Sauron.
April 5th, 2024 at 3:16 pm
Anyone got any Veras? Laaavleee!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaN97NPYvVM Sorted.
April 5th, 2024 at 5:02 pm
I’ve heard about getting a swelled head, but this is ridiculous.
April 6th, 2024 at 5:26 am
@Bruce: Looks like the bits inside his head swole up*, and thus are ‘sploding out the back in tentacle shapes and as eye-beams.
*A call-back to comment #1 via “Outer Limits” (original) and as a woman who knew she was straight before she knew the concept, in pre-school thanks to David McCallum, I’m missing him greatly.
April 6th, 2024 at 9:25 am
@GSS ex-noob: “Sixth Finger”?
Looking a bit more closely, those eye beams don’t actually seem to be doing anything. Perhaps they’re setting up for a Spinal Tap concert and the giant floating head is part of the show?
April 7th, 2024 at 12:13 am
@Bruce: 1) Exactly!
2) So it’s like a giant cutout of a head covering up light sources? Which will fall down to crush the structures, which do look a bit trilithon-y.
As long as the short people aren’t harmed, but one imagines a light fixture falling on the drummer to cause semi-spontaneous combustion.
April 7th, 2024 at 2:40 pm
Eye-beams in the front, glowing cephalopod(s) in the back.
Not as catchy as “business up front, party in the back.”
April 8th, 2024 at 3:11 am
If I don’t see exactly this in the sky during tomorrow’s eclipse, I am going to be very disappointed.