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Sep 12

Ah.. this explains why you were hearing the universe in your seashellClick for full image

Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Look this has to stand out from the rest. But how…. ummm… put a magic sea shell with stars of the universe in it. Have a disinterested man staring at it… and a blue women who is already so bored she’s fallen asleep.
Published 1993

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 5.62 out of 10)
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19 Responses to “The Hollow Man”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    “No, wake up, it’s the music of the spheres, honest!”

    (I’ve read this book and have no recollection of what this cover refers to).

  2. Phil Says:

    I do apologise, but I’m not sure whether this blue hand is mine or yours.

  3. SI Says:

    *sighs* Oh wow… *looks down* The universe in a sea shell… *long sigh* I wonder if I will have taco’s for dinner….

  4. Tat Wood Says:

    Mama Mia, here I go again

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    I, Claudius, caress your face with this horse conch.

  6. fred Says:

    Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio…

  7. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    Either the girl has man-hands, or there’s a third guy in the picture holding the conch…

  8. David Cowie Says:

    Teal and orange.

  9. anon Says:

    Riveting, can’t put it down, impaled my hand” — Stephen King

  10. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    That quote should read, “Riveting: can’t put it down. I started out by riveting Keith Laumer to his chair.”–Stephen King

  11. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Consulting Wiki leads me to believe that the dude and damsel can hear the thoughts of other people. And apparently other people are very dull — or at least these two are.

  12. fred Says:

    Shady Shirly surely sells seashells by the seashore.

  13. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @fred: with Shelley?

    Simmons went full right wing nut job after 9/11. He always overwrote floridly, but now in the service of climate change denial and Islamophobia.

  14. Bruce A Munro Says:

    “If you hold the Simmons Shell up to your ear, you can hear right-wing talking points.”

  15. B. Chiclitz Says:

    TS Eliot wrote a blurb for this book, but for some reason it was rejected, perhaps for being too accurate.

    We are the hollow men
    We are the stuffed men
    Leaning together
    Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
    Our dried voices, when
    We whisper together
    Are quiet and meaningless
    As wind in dry grass
    Or rats’ feet over broken glass
    In our dry cellar

    Shape without form, shade without colour,
    Paralysed force, gesture without motion . . .

  16. Longtime_Lurker Says:

    I remember awarding BC ONE BILLION INTERNETS (https://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=13337) before. I now have to award him/her/them another half-billion at least.

  17. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @L-L: Yes, @BC knows his/her/their poetry.

    Whereas I, while making breakfast today, could only remember the first half of Ogden Nash’s “The Lama” — which is only 8 lines long! The internet provided me with the remaining 4 lines instantly, but I’m not such a geek as to have a computer in the kitchen.

    @BAM: GSS!

  18. Hammy Says:

    @GSSx-n (prev.):

    One of my favorite Ogden Nash poems, though it’s tough to really choose. My folks had several voumes of his work, so I got exposed to it early and often!

    I wonder if the guy on the cover meant to *speak* into the shell, not listen. He seems to be at least contemplating saying “hollow, hollow?” 😉

  19. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Hammy: When I found the rest of it (I’d forgotten “pajama”), I recited it to Mr. xn, who promptly provided the “three lllama = large fire” riposte.

    My mom loved puns, so we had at least one book of his poems, and of course they popped up in schoolbooks too.

    The cow is of the bovine ilk;
    One end is moo, the other, milk .

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