Book of the Acts of God
Chapter 1: The Sodom and Gomorrah Business
Chapter 2: The Golden Calf Kerfuffle
Chapter 3: The Red Sea Meshuggah
Chapter 4: Leviticus and the Dietary Hijinks
Chapter 5: Judith and that Wacky Beheading Thing
Chapter 6: New Kid on the Block
WAS THERE A WORLD OUTSIDE EVERY DARKENED DOOR WHERE THE BLUES WON’T HAUNT YOU ANYMORE? OR ONLY A DISTANCE BETWEEN YOU AND I, A MISUNDERSTANDING ONCE, NOW WE LOOK IT IN THE EYE?
Wow. So much Gomorrah here. Where do I start?
1) For some reason I imagine the bigger head singing “Scaramouche, scaramouche” and the smaller head on top responding “Do you do the fandango?”
It’s certainly very very frightening….
2) We are the Knights who say ‘NEE’ and we demand a head of John the Baptist!” … “We demand ANOTHER head of John the Baptist!”
3) What on earth are the fields of squares between the two heads and the Oscar statuettes? An ergonomic keyboard? Jeff Koon’s rendering of a Caramello bar? A four dimensional checkered flag? The worst waffle ever?
4) Are they driving to Sodom and Gomorrah? Did they miss their exit? Are the kids in the back yelling “Are we there yet?”
January 28th, 2016 at 11:38 am
Pssht! The market for Sodoms and Gomorrahs bottomed out about three thousand years ago.
January 28th, 2016 at 11:39 am
The font is the only thing on the cover that isn’t orange or blue.
January 28th, 2016 at 11:41 am
Dump My Ride.
January 28th, 2016 at 12:09 pm
Lot’s wife totaled this car when she left-turned it into a pillar of salt.
January 28th, 2016 at 12:36 pm
We can’t stop here! This is bat country.
January 28th, 2016 at 12:42 pm
That’s David Gilmour on the left.
January 28th, 2016 at 1:05 pm
Tommy the rock opera on the radio. Bastard child of Ozzy Osborne and Roger Daltry floating over the road like Zardoz.
January 28th, 2016 at 1:18 pm
I don’t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I’ve got my plastic Sam Kinison
Screaming on the dashboard of my car
January 28th, 2016 at 2:33 pm
You know, being paid to drive a car that’s just a rolling ad is embarrassing enough, but when it looks like THIS? . . . No. No way. Not ever.
Paging the Tag Wizard . . . where’s the “WTF” tag?
January 28th, 2016 at 2:48 pm
That’s doing something creative while being very stoned looks like. Delirious is a mild world to describe that. Scary but good!
January 28th, 2016 at 3:44 pm
Please note that when you get a perm, your head shrinks.
January 28th, 2016 at 3:52 pm
Given the facial expressions, there may be Sodomy going on. Maybe even Gomorrahy.
January 28th, 2016 at 4:18 pm
@Ikari Gendo: you’re one to talk about facial expressions, sir!
January 28th, 2016 at 4:41 pm
There’s no air intake on the grille of that Caddy. Is that why Big Head’s mouth is open?
January 28th, 2016 at 6:02 pm
@TW: before we start flagging candidates for the sweet ride tag, pray tell: what constitutes a sweet ride?
January 28th, 2016 at 6:36 pm
Check out the background title. Think of the fun!
Book of the Acts of God
Chapter 1: The Sodom and Gomorrah Business
Chapter 2: The Golden Calf Kerfuffle
Chapter 3: The Red Sea Meshuggah
Chapter 4: Leviticus and the Dietary Hijinks
Chapter 5: Judith and that Wacky Beheading Thing
Chapter 6: New Kid on the Block
etc.
January 28th, 2016 at 8:36 pm
@BC: The Shibboleth Shibboleth, the Commandment Commandments, the Scapegoat Scapegoat…
January 28th, 2016 at 9:24 pm
“I see a little silhouette of a man”
January 28th, 2016 at 11:02 pm
WAS THERE A WORLD OUTSIDE EVERY DARKENED DOOR WHERE THE BLUES WON’T HAUNT YOU ANYMORE? OR ONLY A DISTANCE BETWEEN YOU AND I, A MISUNDERSTANDING ONCE, NOW WE LOOK IT IN THE EYE?
I think only Canadians will get that one…
January 28th, 2016 at 11:12 pm
Ozzy Osbourne
in
Sam Kinison
in
MEET DAVE II: The Sodom and Gomorrah Business
January 29th, 2016 at 2:19 pm
AAAND III-IIII… WILLL AAALWAYS —
*BONK*
Ow! Stop hitting me, Dead Stuff!
January 30th, 2016 at 11:30 am
@AR: Why, I oughtta…!
February 13th, 2016 at 8:20 pm
What song is Sodom singing/playing here?
edit: That would be “Gomorrah Business”, right?
August 15th, 2022 at 12:38 am
This came up as my Random Terrible Cover, and I would like to award @BC (16) a belated GSS, esp. for #5.
August 15th, 2022 at 1:01 pm
Wow. So much Gomorrah here. Where do I start?
1) For some reason I imagine the bigger head singing “Scaramouche, scaramouche” and the smaller head on top responding “Do you do the fandango?”
It’s certainly very very frightening….
2) We are the Knights who say ‘NEE’ and we demand a head of John the Baptist!” … “We demand ANOTHER head of John the Baptist!”
3) What on earth are the fields of squares between the two heads and the Oscar statuettes? An ergonomic keyboard? Jeff Koon’s rendering of a Caramello bar? A four dimensional checkered flag? The worst waffle ever?
4) Are they driving to Sodom and Gomorrah? Did they miss their exit? Are the kids in the back yelling “Are we there yet?”
August 15th, 2022 at 11:18 pm
@JJYoyo: They can’t be Oscars, one of them’s a girl and they’ve both got clothes on.
She might be an Emmy who’s had a terrible wing accident. No telling what he is, except bored.
Regarding your #1, now I can’t see/hear anything but that. Nobody’s Galileo, though I’m not ruling out the influence of Beelzebub.
August 31st, 2023 at 12:41 pm
@BC: #14 “There’s no air intake on the grille of that Caddy.”
It’s an EV. The artist foresaw the future.