Apr 16
Click for full imageColette’s Art Direction: I want an attractive couple on another planet who wear ribbons instead of actual clothing. But I guess we need something that will make it seem horrible AND sexy, so can you add a long trail of golden ectoplasm to the woman’s lower body? It should imply “you have radiant womb” and not “you should immediately see a doctor about that.”
Published 1973
(Average: 7.39 out of 10)
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April 16th, 2012 at 9:30 am
Is he wearing stockings! Oh la la monsieur.
April 16th, 2012 at 11:13 am
They should have done something about his tanlines, though.
April 16th, 2012 at 11:35 am
After reading the back cover blurb, I feel heights of “I could be doing something better with my time” I haven’t felt in months.
April 16th, 2012 at 11:44 am
The cover that gave 10,000 sci-fans a neck ache!
April 16th, 2012 at 11:45 am
“The stealer of lives is driven to a flight from death.”
I guess you have to be stoned to grok that.
April 16th, 2012 at 11:46 am
“The stealer of lives is driven to a flight from death.”
OR:
“Death takes a holiday.”
OR:
“The Grim Reaper takes a taxi from himself.”
OR:
“I have no idea what I’m talking about.”
April 16th, 2012 at 12:22 pm
Welcome to the planet where Rocky Horror Show actors are preserved in amber.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:23 pm
Or possibly her name is “Honey.”
April 16th, 2012 at 1:12 pm
Hey look a luna eclipse…
April 16th, 2012 at 1:15 pm
I’m reminded of Sean Connery in Zardoz.
And frankly, that’s a thought I could do without.
April 16th, 2012 at 2:26 pm
“You’ve ruined my kinky boots, madam!”
April 16th, 2012 at 3:50 pm
“Hold your hand or fall off the cliff? Hold your hand or fall off the cliff? Decisions, decisions.”
April 16th, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Is this the year that wearing straps finally becomes ‘in’? I’d better start hitting the gym…
April 16th, 2012 at 5:44 pm
When comically oversized silk panels attack!
April 16th, 2012 at 6:34 pm
@Smith. I agree with the Zardoz thing. Except Charlotte Rampling thoughts are always welcome.
April 17th, 2012 at 12:21 pm
A new tag: “moust”. What does it mean, and is this truly the first “moust” cover we have seen here?
April 17th, 2012 at 3:27 pm
@Phil: It’s got the “most Proust” references? (“Ah, Madeleine, we meet again…”)
May 13th, 2012 at 7:08 am
“Darling, will you make me the happiest fetishist in Hell…?”
March 28th, 2015 at 12:13 pm
The concept must have been “Zardoz offers cigarette to Zardozina, who’s peeing orange all over the place”.
March 28th, 2015 at 12:17 pm
Darling, when will you learn not to smoke and fart at the same time?
March 28th, 2015 at 7:03 pm
It took the creators of MythBusters a while to settle on the show’s current direction.
July 2nd, 2015 at 3:57 pm
This cover looks like the same old thong and dance to me.
February 21st, 2017 at 8:16 am
This book chronicles the rise of the rap duo Mythmaster Mike and Sir Myths-A-Lot.
Baby Got Back indeed.
February 22nd, 2017 at 2:22 am
Indeed, we are missing a tag to commemorate Zardozina’s posterior.
Are we sure the guy didn’t have a lisp? Instead of being legendary, he just owned a large blender?
February 9th, 2018 at 8:55 pm
Shurely a candidate for the under-ushed ‘It’sh Shean Connery’ tag?
February 12th, 2018 at 12:41 am
@Tat: So little-used that I didn’t even know it was a tag until the Friday Flashback!
But yesh — what with him in the mouse-over text and all the Zardoz thoughts.