Apr 02
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David J’s Art Direction: These cat people are so pass. Let’s try a hyena man. But they are dangerous, so let’s cover our bodies with armour. Except for the thighs. They never go for the thighs. Add in a laser that looks like you have an estate agent measuring your loft and you have 1980s sci-fi heaven.
Published 1980
You might remember The Battle of Forever from here!

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Tagged with: A.E. van Vogt • anthropomorphism • dude • frickin laser beams • Gerald Grace • hyena people • New English Library • perspective problems
Jul 31
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Clairepie Comments: There is a blue boobed lady on the front, that’s how you know it’s good Sci Fi!
Published 1977

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Tagged with: damsel • devil's dumplings • evil children • New English Library • planets • Poul Anderson • space • space sheep • Tony Masero
Dec 07
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Art Direction: A lizard… with a codpiece… fighting in World War 2 may seem like a crazy idea. But just put him in a work out vest and give him a laser gun. It will all work itself out!
Published 1995

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Tagged with: anthropomorphism • frickin laser beams • Harry Turtledove • lizard people • lizards • New English Library • Unknown Artist Institute • war
May 06
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Art Direction: Journey to the centre… AND stop there. Copyright avoided! Win!
Published 1989

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Tagged with: alien city • aliens • Brian Stableford • Danny Flynn • New English Library • WTF
Feb 25
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Art Direction: Look Moorcock’s covers are always strange. It’s like previous publishers took a handful of amphetamines before putting them to market. All we need is a big 80’s girls head floating in lots of clouds and some people on horses riding into war. No one will suspect any type of solvent abuse… well… until they read the thing!
Published 1987

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Tagged with: blimp • clouds • damsel • floating face • floating head • horses • Michael Moorcock • New English Library • once you see it • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Dec 03
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Art Direction: I don’t know how you did it when you worked for others but here at New English Library, we go out and get drunk. Then take LSD. Then run around the countryside for a good weekend continually engaging in any type of physical fulfillment we can find. Whatever you’ve drawn by the end we’ll shove on some cover.
Published 1978

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Tagged with: Bernard Mathon • Daniel Walther • Dominique Douay • dude • Gérard Klein • Jacques Sternberg • Jean-Pierre Andrevon • Julia Verlanger • Maxim Jakubowski • Michel Jeury • Nathalie Henneberg • New English Library • Philippe Curval • space • Suzanne Malaval • Tony Cartano • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Aug 27
Well it’s quickly coming to the end of the summer and we are graced with a final bank holiday weekend, for some of us anyway. That means one thing, honourable mentions! It’s fun times again!
These mentions are special because they aren’t actually sci-fi or fantasy proving that strange and wonderful covers can make their way into other genres.
Thanks to everyone who visits the site! We do love sharing these wonderful books. Enjoy your long weekend, or your normal short one if you have to work on Monday!
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Rod Comments: Ooh yeah, sexy nukes …
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Tom Comments: This book is neither fantasy nor sci-fi, but it still deserves submission for it’s title alone. It was so arresting that I snapped this pic when I spotted the book at my aunt’s house in 2004, long before Good Show Sir was extant! I feel that it must take at the very least a good deal of metrosexual courage to wear that jaunty red cap.
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Good Show Sir Comments: We found this one in a second hand book shop. Not sure what killed the rat but at least he’s getting a patriotic funeral.

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Tagged with: damsel • dude • Elleston Trevor • Emilie Loring • Honourable Mentions • New English Library • Peter Evans • USA! USA! • WTF
Aug 24
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Bookworm Bas Comments: I prefer the other ‘The Star Beast’ cover. Aside from the background and the questionable suit coloring at least the artist got the lummox roughly right; on the other hand maybe it is better to have the reader use thier own imagination.
Published 1971
Many thanks to Bookworm!

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Tagged with: aliens • Jan Parker • New English Library • Robert A. Heinlein • strange creature • WTF
Jul 21
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Rod Comments: Killer crabs. Look, there’s a picture too. Surely this spares us having to read the shity thing?
Published 1978
I have a cream for that…. I’ll get my coat.
Many thanks to Rod!

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Tagged with: Guy N. Smith • New English Library • strange creature • Unknown Artist Institute
Sep 18
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Think of your target audience, 15 year old boys and 39 year old single males still living with their parents. So that would be, a women with an unimaginable rack walks in space across….liquid alien gooey stuff….and then just throw in a red computer grid and some flying male/female symbols. Sorted! We’ve pretty much got a winner!
Thanks to Mairi! 🙂

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Tagged with: Alex Stewart • cleavage • damsel • double trouble • ewww • frickin laser beams • gun • New English Library • omnibus • planets • spectacular space chart
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