Dec 21
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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: You know what I would love reading in public… a book with a fully naked women on there. Tied down to some sort of Sci Fi chair… yeah… If anything it shows my literary intellect.
Published 1977
Well that’s us for Christmas folks! We’ll be back for an Old Year Sum Up on the 31st!
Happy holidays!

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Tagged with: damsel • devil's dumplings • Fontana Science Fiction • Jim Burns • Robert Silverberg • starkers • WTF
Oct 25
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MisterBOB Comments: Looks like it’s been over-painted until the paint has turned to mud.
Published 1980

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Tagged with: bikini • bladed weapons • cleavage • damsel • dude • Faux-nan • Jeffrey M. Wallmann • loincloth • monsters • muscles • Romas Kukalis • shiny oh so shiny • sword • Tower books
Oct 17
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Jaouad’s Art Direction: This author sells multi-millions, so I was thinking huge laserdisc with some vaguely operatic characters on it, flying across a landscape of red crystals with a ridiculously large moon in the background. Also a beach girl.
Published 1992

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Tagged with: computers • crystal • damsel • dude • font problems • Grafton Books • jester • moon • Piers Anthony • planets • robes • Steve Crisp • virtual world • Wizaaaaaaaard!
Jun 07
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Tom Noir Comments: After Charlie overheard Bob and Martha talking about ‘swinging’ together he knew that he must learn more.
Published 2006

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Tagged with: "a novel" • Ace Books • beard-wielding • bladed weapons • castle • damsel • dude • font problems • John Moore • sword • Walter Velez
May 24
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Jami Comments: I’ll just let everyone else make their own captions for Space Fabio. You know, lingerie in space doesn’t seem practical.
Published 1995
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Tagged with: Bantam Books • cloaks • damsel • dude • font problems • muscles • space • Stephen Youll • Susan Krinard
May 22
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1st Paradox Comments: When I saw this cover today, I knew that it was the reason Nyarlathotep had put a camera in my pocket. I especially like the starry gulf opening up in the floor of the passageway/gullet/whatever-it-is.
Published 1984

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Tagged with: aliens • Barclay Shaw • C.J. Cherryh • DAW Books • dude • monsters • space • WTF
Mar 26
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Don Comments: Oi! Peter Pan! When you and your adventuring companion are being attacked by a mutant reptile puma with a bad case of sunburn, and said companion is trying to fight it off with his sword held backwards…probably not the best time to be checking out his butt. Nice though it is.
Published 1975

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Tagged with: BEHIND YOU! • bladed weapons • damsel • DAW Books • dude • Dumarest series • E.C. Tubb • George Barr • monsters • strange creature • sword
Mar 20
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Mangraa’s Art Direction: What? The cover is due TOMORROW? OK, um.. a planet, but make it space-agey. Like that Epcot ball thing, just don’t get us sued. Something new … vampire bat spaceship! Perfect. Slap some starbursts and a Jupiter on there, and we can get back to drinking.
Published 1979

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Tagged with: Allen Wold • Gary La Sasso • planets • space • space ships • St Martin's Press • Ting!
Nov 22
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Phil’s Art Direction: I’m CERTAIN people will buy this. If it was good enough for Hugo Gernsback, it’s good enough for me.
Published 1987

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Tagged with: aliens • anatomical issues • chains • cleavage • damsel • devil's dumplings • Fredric Brown • Grafton Books • monsters • space • space ships • Unknown Artist Institute
Jun 14
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E Comments: According to my husband, his dog chewed up the cover of this book. I think the dog was making a statement. Like why the hell are those people sitting in a hollowed-out asteroid?
Published 1984

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Tagged with: Ballantine Books • daemons • damsel • dude • fire • hair on fire • Lyndon Hardy • magic • monsters • people with hooves • Rowena Morrill • Satan • strange creature • wings • WTF
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