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Ryan Comments: Being the younger child always means a lot of hand-me-down clothes, including pants with only one leg, apparently.

Published 1985

(Average: 3.47 out of 10)

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Bellatrix Comments: Cats! The Fantasy RPG Game Musical.

Published 1984

(Average: 3.45 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: “Watch him flip out when I fire my laser pistol.”

Published 1994

(Average: 3.44 out of 10)

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As much as I’ve wanted to indulge in poking fun at bad science fiction book covers on my blog, the reality is that time seems to slip through my fingers faster than I can keep up with. With a bustling schedule and priorities pulling me in multiple directions, the desire to dedicate the necessary time and energy to critiquing these covers has waned. While the idea still lingers in the back of my mind as a source of amusement, the motivation to bring it to fruition remains overshadowed by other pressing commitments. Perhaps one day, when the whirlwind of life settles down, I’ll find the time and desire to delve into the whimsical world of dissecting these quirky sci-fi covers.

The cover art for this particular Game of Thrones book by George R.R. Martin is a cringe-worthy mishmash of clichés, featuring an abundance of swords, dragons, and scantily clad lady fighters in a desperate attempt to capture the essence of the epic fantasy genre. The lack of originality and subtlety in the design reflects a shallow understanding of Martin’s rich and nuanced storytelling, reducing his complex characters and intricate plots to tired stereotypes. Overall, the cover fails to capture the depth and sophistication of the narrative, relying instead on tired tropes that do a disservice to the author’s literary work.

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The cover art for Edgar Rice Burroughs’ Tarzan of the Apes is an absolute marvel, radiating a sense of wild adventure and untamed beauty with its depiction of jungle people swinging effortlessly on an abundance of vines. The lush and vibrant portrayal perfectly encapsulates the spirit of the exotic setting, immersing the viewer in a world of danger and excitement. The dynamic composition and intricate detailing of the vines add a sense of movement and energy, drawing the eye and sparking the imagination. In short, this cover art is a visual feast that promises a thrilling and captivating journey into the heart of the jungle:

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The cover art for the Star Wars novel featuring Princess Leia battling Darth Vader is an absolute masterpiece that encapsulates the epic saga of light versus dark, good versus evil. The action-packed scene of Leia fearlessly confronting the menacing figure of Vader exudes power, bravery, and determination, perfectly capturing the essence of the Star Wars universe. The intricate details of the characters’ costumes and facial expressions convey a depth of emotion and intensity that immerses the viewer in the heart-pounding conflict between the forces of the Galactic Empire and the Rebel Alliance. This cover art is a true work of art that pays homage to the iconic characters and timeless themes of the Star Wars franchise, evoking a sense of awe and excitement that sets the stage for an unforgettable adventure in a galaxy far, far away.

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(Average: 3.44 out of 10)

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Bellatrix Comments: Crepe Paper Wife

You might remember this from here, and here.

Published 1968

(Average: 3.43 out of 10)

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Ryan Comments: Front and back of this excellence.

Published 1981

(Average: 3.42 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: Introducing … TiTTing!

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Published 1982

(Average: 3.41 out of 10)

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JuanPaul Comments: She’s the green sheened queen of the scene.

Published 1979

(Average: 3.31 out of 10)

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Max Bathroom Comments: The Uber of the Red Death

Published 1977

(Average: 3.30 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: “High five!”

Thanks to Ryan for sending this in!

Published 1976

(Average: 3.25 out of 10)

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