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Wendy Comments: In the future, all landscapers will be angry old cyborgs.
Published 1976
Tagged with: baldness • cyborg • dude • Frank Herbert • Ian Miller • New English Library • wraparound cover • WTF
I am uncertain whether I like this cover or not.
These Breaking Bad spin-off novels are just getting crazy.
DAD?!???!!!
Judging by the halo, that must be Saint Cyborg
He’s marching down to city hall to give them a piece of his mind. He’s going to give any loitering teenagers a dirty look on the way.
Just mowing the lawn with his steam-driven cyborg arm-attached lawnmower.
Oh, Ted – we’ve noticed the garden is getting a bit much for you these days, so… we’ve had it paved over.
The Eye-yi-yis of Heisenberg
Oi’ve got a built-in combine ‘arrrvester
This is NOTHING like the eclipse they talked about on NASA’s Web site.
Schrodinger’s cat may or may not have this image on the bottom of its litter box.
You think this is bad? The art for The Badonkadonk of Pauli is even worse!
The cyborg probably has their head up like that because the surgical procedure flattened their nose to an extreme degree. How they got big enough to use a tower as a bludgeon, I don’t know.
Whether the cyborg is male or female, I cannot tell.
He may be kaiju sized, wading in offshore waters while towing a battleship.
@fred: how Star Blazers should’ve started.
So that’s how Walt survived after the Breaking Bad finale!
So this is what all those billionaires who think they are going to buy themselves immortality will look like. (Enjoy your post-human hell!)
The kids are definitely going to stay off HIS lawn.
The back cover informs us that Australia is recommended but not obligatory, which is quite a nice change from the earlier English policy.
Our copy is the mostly-red one (which at least has the embryo) https://www.google.com/search?q=eyes+of+heisenberg+herbert&rlz=1CAACAC_enUS685US724&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiTxb6r1-HVAhXrv1QKHSLkCqEQsAQIPQ&biw=1215&bih=612
The most recent cover seems to be this, not WTF at all: http://www.dunenovels.com/eyes-heisenberg
and an image search for this also returns closeups of Walt.
I recognised this as Ian Miller right away! I love his work so much.
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August 17th, 2017 at 6:43 am
I am uncertain whether I like this cover or not.
August 17th, 2017 at 11:39 am
These Breaking Bad spin-off novels are just getting crazy.
August 17th, 2017 at 12:21 pm
DAD?!???!!!
August 17th, 2017 at 1:08 pm
Judging by the halo, that must be Saint Cyborg
August 17th, 2017 at 2:14 pm
He’s marching down to city hall to give them a piece of his mind. He’s going to give any loitering teenagers a dirty look on the way.
August 17th, 2017 at 2:22 pm
Just mowing the lawn with his steam-driven cyborg arm-attached lawnmower.
August 17th, 2017 at 2:33 pm
Oh, Ted – we’ve noticed the garden is getting a bit much for you these days, so… we’ve had it paved over.
August 17th, 2017 at 2:35 pm
The Eye-yi-yis of Heisenberg
August 17th, 2017 at 3:10 pm
Oi’ve got a built-in combine ‘arrrvester
August 17th, 2017 at 3:44 pm
This is NOTHING like the eclipse they talked about on NASA’s Web site.
August 17th, 2017 at 3:46 pm
Schrodinger’s cat may or may not have this image on the bottom of its litter box.
August 17th, 2017 at 4:17 pm
You think this is bad? The art for The Badonkadonk of Pauli is even worse!
August 17th, 2017 at 4:35 pm
The cyborg probably has their head up like that because the surgical procedure flattened their nose to an extreme degree. How they got big enough to use a tower as a bludgeon, I don’t know.
Whether the cyborg is male or female, I cannot tell.
August 17th, 2017 at 6:27 pm
He may be kaiju sized, wading in offshore waters while towing a battleship.
August 18th, 2017 at 1:19 am
@fred: how Star Blazers should’ve started.
August 18th, 2017 at 10:03 am
So that’s how Walt survived after the Breaking Bad finale!
August 18th, 2017 at 1:18 pm
So this is what all those billionaires who think they are going to buy themselves immortality will look like. (Enjoy your post-human hell!)
August 18th, 2017 at 9:56 pm
The kids are definitely going to stay off HIS lawn.
The back cover informs us that Australia is recommended but not obligatory, which is quite a nice change from the earlier English policy.
August 18th, 2017 at 10:02 pm
Our copy is the mostly-red one (which at least has the embryo)
https://www.google.com/search?q=eyes+of+heisenberg+herbert&rlz=1CAACAC_enUS685US724&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiTxb6r1-HVAhXrv1QKHSLkCqEQsAQIPQ&biw=1215&bih=612
The most recent cover seems to be this, not WTF at all:
http://www.dunenovels.com/eyes-heisenberg
and an image search for this also returns closeups of Walt.
February 25th, 2018 at 11:52 pm
I recognised this as Ian Miller right away! I love his work so much.