As bad as it must be to deal with Satan when he’s in a good mood, how terrible is it when he’s all depressed and moping because he feels useless, like he’s not contributing to his family’s support or to society in general?
Oh, and since the Buffalo News says it’s a fascinating brew, should we go all Skook and t’row back some keggers (and boilo) at the DC?
Maybe the Satan worshipers will be at the DC too. No reason they couldn’t t’row back some keggers too. Gotta work up a powerful thirst with all that writhing and chanting and…
…is the guy on the far left starkers and proud of it?
@Tat: No, he’s a town full of Hobbits. They all got together and wrote this. Possibly during/after a spot of Sauron worship.
The little town of Big Beaver, Pennsylvania, struggling to rebound after the closure of its electric novelty crucifix factory is beset by a swarm of turtlenecked, espresso-swilling, horn-rimmed Satanists drawn in by its Authenticity.
A conflict of biblical proportions brews between the Dark Prince and their traditional nemesis: the interim chairperson of the Homeowners’ Association.
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October 15th, 2019 at 6:46 pm
Is the author a Hobbit?
Or is that this guy https://www.amazon.com/Devil-Incarnate-Michel-Delving/dp/1847289282
(Maybe that’s the work he found: there must be a fairly rapid turnover in lower echelons of the White House, if the big-name revolving-door is any guide).
October 15th, 2019 at 6:47 pm
It seems whenever we post a Devil-worshiper cover we encounter “Technical Difficulties” on the site.
Best not to mess with the Dark Forces.
October 15th, 2019 at 7:04 pm
The devil really sucks at the “levitating woman” trick.
October 15th, 2019 at 7:46 pm
No GOOGLE I did not mean Michel Delving.
October 15th, 2019 at 11:41 pm
Why oh Why do Devil Worshippers never threaten a chaotic town ?
October 16th, 2019 at 12:00 am
So was the Devil previously claiming Universal Credit?
Also, if Tag wizard has a ‘strike a pose’ tag, I think this cover qualifies.
October 16th, 2019 at 12:15 am
I’m so *glad* the Devil found work.
As bad as it must be to deal with Satan when he’s in a good mood, how terrible is it when he’s all depressed and moping because he feels useless, like he’s not contributing to his family’s support or to society in general?
Oh, and since the Buffalo News says it’s a fascinating brew, should we go all Skook and t’row back some keggers (and boilo) at the DC?
October 16th, 2019 at 4:53 am
…for idle hands?
Elderly devil worshipper: “Well it’s something to do, isn’t it?”
October 16th, 2019 at 8:16 am
@Hammy: GSS! for bringing back that deep cut
Maybe the Satan worshipers will be at the DC too. No reason they couldn’t t’row back some keggers too. Gotta work up a powerful thirst with all that writhing and chanting and…
…is the guy on the far left starkers and proud of it?
@Tat: No, he’s a town full of Hobbits. They all got together and wrote this. Possibly during/after a spot of Sauron worship.
October 16th, 2019 at 9:31 am
Placido Domingo seen here in his office at the Metropolitan Opera. (Apologies to all the Devil worshippers out there.)
October 16th, 2019 at 10:34 am
The Chiropractor Finds Work.
October 16th, 2019 at 2:18 pm
The Devil Almost Caught A Fish That Was THIS Big
October 16th, 2019 at 5:50 pm
The Devil Finds Work In The Altar Testing Department
October 19th, 2019 at 8:22 pm
Danny de Vito Penguin voice: I’d like to go delving with her, if you know what I mean.
The devil finds work for the idle hands of cover-artists.
February 13th, 2020 at 9:36 am
As featured in this week’s episode of Cover My Ass: “A Pound Of Fuck Clumps”
https://www.covermyasscast.com/e/59-a-pound-of-fuck-clumps/
The little town of Big Beaver, Pennsylvania, struggling to rebound after the closure of its electric novelty crucifix factory is beset by a swarm of turtlenecked, espresso-swilling, horn-rimmed Satanists drawn in by its Authenticity.
A conflict of biblical proportions brews between the Dark Prince and their traditional nemesis: the interim chairperson of the Homeowners’ Association.