May 05
Click for full imageIan Comments: This is not a terrible cover – it quite accurately depicts the book’s contents. It’s the UK edition cover. The US cover follows..
Click for full imageIan comments: This is what the US publisher used for the book. It is, incidentally, a steampunk space opera, with Victorians in space.
Both were published in 1993
(Average: 8.92 out of 10)
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May 5th, 2011 at 10:22 am
the publisher must have a very low opinion of americans.
“its a story about what……No No No, put a hunky angel with womans hair on there and a woman in period clothes, it will sell a million”
May 5th, 2011 at 10:27 am
So – we’ve got some sort of cream kilt wearing Michael Bolton, with armwings flashing some poor fainting Victorian lady. That’s my kind of book. What do you mean, the actual book has nothing to do with that!
May 5th, 2011 at 12:05 pm
Bet the author of the angel and crinoline classic Heaven Scent was *shocked* by the steam-punky spaceships and planets on her cover 😉
May 5th, 2011 at 12:27 pm
How is he able to coif his hair and buckle his swash without opposable thumbs?
May 5th, 2011 at 12:33 pm
Also, who remembers MST3K riffs on Commander Cody? “Nipple nipple tweak tweak fly fly fly!”
May 5th, 2011 at 3:04 pm
Nothing makes me think of steampunk more than angels and sailboats.
May 5th, 2011 at 4:17 pm
As an American male sci-fi fan, I can definitively state that I only buy SF novels with covers where shirtless hunks are rocking righteous do’s. This cover really hits my demographic sweet spot!
May 5th, 2011 at 4:37 pm
Is that a Space Coati on the railing behind Brian Blessed?
May 5th, 2011 at 4:45 pm
As an American female sci-fi fan, I’d pass up this cover in a second without realizing it probably is a good read. o_0
May 5th, 2011 at 6:44 pm
I have the UK edition complete with space coati and a slight deviation from the usual Good Show Sir staple, the catman, where he now has wings. Can’t remember for the life of me if such a creature is in the book although surely for catman and bird to be united like that is against nature?
Cat and man, yes, but catman and bird? *shudders*
May 5th, 2011 at 10:11 pm
The UK cover is for every purist who ever complained about spaceships making banked turns in the vacuum of space. Also for every person who ever walked on Eastbourne pier hoping to meet an armed, winged catperson in a space helmet.
May 6th, 2011 at 2:28 am
As a woman, I will say unequivocally that I think the second cover is better. However, I do wonder how he gets that belt off. Maybe that’s what SHE’S for.
May 6th, 2011 at 2:39 pm
I hear he gives great tickle massages.
May 6th, 2011 at 9:30 pm
U.S. Editor: “For this re-release of the sci-fi classics, I want you to paint a selling cover.”
Artist: “OK, what’s the book about?”
U.S. Editor: “Some sob story about a dreary socialist dictatorship run by a guy named Big Brother.”
Artist: “So what do you want on the cover? A dreary street scene from a socialist dictatorship?”
U.S. Editor: “I said a SELLING cover. Give me a hunky blond guy in a Gestapo uniform and his shirt open to the waist, holding a curvy dark-haired fainting woman. And make it look like he’s about to tear her clothes off.”
May 10th, 2011 at 1:09 am
That first cover reminds me of the dang hard level (sarcasm) in Super Mario Galaxy.
June 8th, 2011 at 9:20 pm
Things you can’t do if you look like the dude on the cover:
– Use eating utensils
– Drink from a cup
– “Relieve yourself” while standing up, without making a mess
– Open a door
– Lift a lid
– Pull down a curtain
– Help a lady undress
– Pull up (or down) your pants
– [CENSORED]
July 17th, 2011 at 4:06 am
Yes my dear I do see the speck in your eye, here let me poke it out with a feather…
June 30th, 2015 at 11:28 am
“Pray tell, are you, perchance, ticklish?”