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Jun 19

Can't...show...holding...this bush...really.... hurts....Click for slightly larger image

Joachim’s Art Direction: A man with no hips holding his gun, and a thorny branch…
Published 1975

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.74 out of 10)
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17 Responses to “Feast Unknown”

  1. SI Says:

    This books has had some great covers in it’s day:

    http://www.pjfarmer.com/afuthumbs.htm

    Especially this one:

    http://www.pjfarmer.com/bimages/afu.jpg

    Wow…

  2. Mat Says:

    Looks like Richard Corben – a pretty great comics illustrator, though prone to the no hips thing.

  3. Phil Says:

    This must be the same guy from yesterday (http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/06/menace-under-marswood/) after a further ten years on steroids. They say steroids can make things shrink, but I didn’t know they were talking about hips.

  4. Smith Says:

    I think the “Adults only” warning coupled with the near nude chap holding his gun and with wood makes this one to savour reading on the bus or tube, or anywhere the general public can speculate on precisely what the content might be.

  5. THX 1138 Says:

    “I’m afraid my Arnold Schwarzenegger workout record only had one side – the bit about the legs was blank.”

  6. Chris Reynolds Says:

    I have a copy of this book. (The Playboy press cover from SI’s thumbnails link). It’s basically Tarzan/Doc Savage slash fiction. The adults-only label is well-deserved, but the book manages to be exciting and hilarious with it. Make sure to read the Amazon.com reviews at http://www.amazon.com/Feast-Unknown-Philip-Jose-Farmer/dp/0872165868

  7. Jaouad Says:

    Hah. If he weren’t holding his big gun, I’m sure his knuckles would be dragging across the ground. The artist really got carried away here doing the arms and, especially, hands. To make up for the hips, I suppose.

    This is apparently one of the few covers for this book that doesn’t show both protagonists going at it. A feast like that wouldn’t be exactly unknown, though.

  8. Frank Says:

    ..it really WAS a gun in his invisible pocket!!!

  9. Shannon Says:

    Wow, that’s a big…….gun.

  10. Jane Says:

    Our top-heavy hero is undone by a five mph breeze.

  11. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Pshaw. Another gun nut overcompensating for his small… uh, hips.

  12. Adam Roberts Says:

    Half man, half chocolate-ice-cream-bar-on-a-stick, he was … FEAST!

  13. Hep C Says:

    Unless this is a book about a steroid-infused Neanderthal, who suffers from hand elephantiasis and lower torso dwarfism, who somehow found a rifle and doesn’t know what to do with it, this cover is really hard to explain.

    But I somehow doubt that the aforementioned plot might be accurate.

  14. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Grog have very small dinky! But Grog in luck! For Grog use boom-stick as marital aid! “

  15. Jaouad Says:

    Well, you know what they say. If a guy has big hands…
    Or was that big feet?

  16. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    It looks like he’s scrunching his legs together because he has to pee. That rifle looks like he got it from the planet of the apes.

  17. Anna T. Says:

    It seems he’s had his pelvis removed. And I don’t care if that is Tarzan, because why is he going hunting in his pants? Because with that rifle, you can barely SEE his pants! So it looks like he’s naked. For those unaware, it is decidedly unadvisable to go traipsing in any kind of wilderness naked OR in your pants. In the BRITISH sense, mind.

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