Dec 19
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Jami Comments: Actually the best part is inside when I was trying to find dates on this. It’s the dedication Asimov wrote.
“To My Mother
Of Whose Authentic Gray Hairs
Not a Few Were Caused by Myself”
Yes, that’s how it’s capitalized inside.
Published 1970

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Tagged with: Avon Books • Don Punchatz • dude • handguns • Isaac Asimov • space • space suit • WTF
Dec 18
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Durbin Comments: In a shocking development, skateboards actually happen in this novel. And there is, in fact, an elf inspiration for Sherlock Holmes. And a brief part of the novel occurs in New York City! But otherwise, the cover gives a completely misleading impression of the contents.
Published 1992

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Tagged with: Ace Books • damsel • dragon • dude • elf • font problems • Haircut 100 • Thorarinn Gunnarsson • Walter Velez • WTF
Dec 17
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Frank Comments: Good thing that fern was handy, else the publisher would have had to get really blatant with that maple leaf. All the electronic equipment out among the foliage is worrisome too. I’ve seen what happens when that sort of thing is left in a damp environment and it’s not good for continued operation.
Published 1972

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Tagged with: cleavage • computers • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • Gene Szafran • Pocket Books • strange creature • William Hjortsberg • WTF
Dec 13
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Marmontoast Comments: Evidently, there really is a bird-like entity in the novel, deciding humanity’s fate. If only it could answer its mobile phone!
Published 1994

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Tagged with: "a novel" • A Del Rey Book • Alan Dean Foster • anthropomorphism • awesome foursome • Barclay Shaw • dude • embossing • font problems • gun • lizard people • lizards • rifle • shiny • shotgun • strange creature
Dec 11
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Scott B Comments: Sure the cross-eyed owl and cherry-shaking duo being eaten by a giant flower seems bizarre, but the back cover explains that it’s a Bosch painting (so intellectual!) and it’s a better portrayal of the author’s work than any modern artist could make (so they don’t have to pay anybody for a cover!). The back cover also DARES YOU (in type so large they can’t fit a four-letter word on there) to, I don’t know, have acid flashbacks or something. Not that you should do that! But read this book, because the author did that. Or something.
Published 1958
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Tagged with: Bantam Books • font problems • Fredric Brown • Hieronymus Bosch • people with animals for heads • strange creature • WTF
Dec 07
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Phil Comments: Almonds for eyes – check. Visible inner organs – check. Bionic limbs – check.
Published 1978

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Tagged with: Frederik Pohl • living tissue over metal endoskeleton • Panther Books • Peter Gudynas • robots • strange creature • WTF
Dec 06
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Frank Comments: Just in case the title and its placement aren’t edgy enough, it’s backed up by cover art that should push it over the edge into WTF.
Published 1995

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Tagged with: damsel • font problems • Jim Warren • lizards • Michael Green • Pocket Books • strange creature • WTF
Dec 05
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MisterBob Comments: What if William Morris painted Fantasy covers?
Published 1987

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Tagged with: Ace Books • damsel • Emma Bull • monster • Pamela Patrick • strange creature • WTF
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