Book Wench Comments: Couldn’t you wait until I was, like, fully centred before you took my picture? (Yes it’s about a belligerent teenage vampire.)
Published 1980
Book Wench Comments: Couldn’t you wait until I was, like, fully centred before you took my picture? (Yes it’s about a belligerent teenage vampire.)
Published 1980
Tom Noir Comments: Strategically placed bat lion shields our eyes from his, uh, silver bells.
Published 1977
Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Dogs? Bats? Whatever… just make sure they’re all wearing scary dentures!
Published 1999
Tat Wood Comments: The font setting on her Kindle was too large.
Published 1982
Rachel Comments: Sarah Silverman was miffed. Reading the script for their buddy cop comedy, she had been under the impression *he* was supposed to be the straight man.
Published 2014
Bob Comments: I volunteer in an Oxfam bookshop which provides a happy hunting ground for dubious scifi and fantasy cover art! I came across a load of stuff whilst having a clear out of old stock the other day. I’m especially impressed with The Dragon Waiting, it seems to be missing a leg and has speared itself through its abdomen with its own tail, a truly troubled beast….
Published 1985
Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: I want to take the art director, grab him firmly by the shoulders, shake him like salad dressing and shout into his face, ‘TOO HARD! TOO BLOODY HARD! YOU ARE TRYING TOO BLOODY HARD!’ But that’s not allowed, is it?
Published 1985
Good Show Sir Comments: “AAHHHHH! The sword is in my heel… stay cool… stay collected… look like you meant it!”
Published 1981
Many thanks to Jun!
Cyril Comments: A South Asian goddess of the Pleistocene?
Published 1972
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