Jan 21
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Nothing sells books better than Jesus! Just look at the sales of the Bible, top seller every year. So we’ll have three crosses on a hill, that’s the Jesus part. Then some guy kneeling next to a bleeding fleshy cocoon, that’s the sci-fi part. With this cover, we’re fulfilling the prophecy! Just kidding, now get me more coffee!

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Tagged with: blob of awesomeness • cross • egg • Jim Burns • Michael Moorcock • neo-jesus • Orion Books • SF Masterworks • WTF
May 06
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Dr Bob Comments: I’m pretty sure her horse is a statue.
Published 1988

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Tagged with: B.S. • castle • Claudia J. Edwards • damsel • Headline books • horses • lightning • little people • perspective problems • tigers
Jun 24
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Marvin Comments: Let me finish you off before that giant asteroid impact destroys the rest of your species.
Published 1955

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Tagged with: asteroid • damsel • dude • Harlequin Book • John Russell Fearn • Paul Anna Soik • rocket • spiffy uniform
May 18
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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: Scout Finch experimented with Wicca in college.
Published 2016

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Tagged with: Barb Hendee • damsel • knife • Roc Books • Unknown Artist Institute • witch
Mar 13
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Tracy Comments: Behold the Spaceman returned from the stars! Ooops, I forgot my pants.
Published 1977

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Tagged with: Avon Books • balls • bubble helmet • font problems • nonsensical shadows • shorts • space ship • stairway to heaven • Stanislaw Fernandes • Stanislaw Lem
Sep 03
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Lauren F Comments: Two covers for the price of one! But you’ll spend all your time trying to figure out the front cover so they may as well have left the back cover blank.
Published 1978

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Tagged with: aliens • architectural framing • Avon Books • capes • damsel • devil's dumplings • explosions • frickin laser beams • giant insects • magical orbs • moon • once you see it • Piers Anthony • planets • Ron Walotsky • space sheep • space ships • space suit • starkers • tentacles
Apr 06

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A man with a very angular forehead kinda like that guy from Red Dwarf! Have him looking into space as if he is pondering into the future while some horrible space ships fly around and open fire with their missiles on a planet.

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Tagged with: Berserkers series • Fred Saberhagen • kryten • living tissue over metal endoskeleton • Paul Youll • space • space ships • Tor Books
Sep 12

Good Show Sir Comments: People in Space? Wasted oppotunity not selling this title as Dogs In Space.
Published 1968

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Tagged with: astronaut • Corgi Books • ill-fitting spacesuit • James White • trashman • Unknown Artist Institute
Sep 13
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Good Show Sir Comments: I’m from the future to tell you about Monster Energy Drink!
Thanks to Ryan for sending this in.
Published 1991

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Tagged with: bad hair day • Carla Sormanti • computers • dude • font problems • Haircut 100 • Pocket Books • portal to another world • Tom Swift Series • Victor Appleton II
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