Mar 03
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Good Show Sir Comments: There was a small misunderstanding when he asked his friend to go bear hunting.
Published 1974

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Tagged with: bear • bird • damsel • Dell Books • dude • giant • gun • hunkbutt • portal to another world • Robert F. Jones • Roger Hane • starkers • WTF
Feb 20
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Benjamin Comments: The French translation of, “The Destruction of the Temple.” Barry N. Malzberg’s deconstruction of the JFK assassination through the kaleidoscope of SF and worthy Good Show Sir contender!
Published 1974
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Tagged with: Barry N. Malzberg • blood • cross • crucifix • dude • fire • flag • French • I'm melting! • J'ai Lu books • metropolitan apocalypse • muscles • my head aplode • neo-jesus • once you see it • Philip Caza • political figure • scrolls • USA! USA! • weird pecs
Nov 07
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V Coupland Comments: Well, it should have been titled, Off all possible covers. There is everything on such a small space! Naked woman running around with out-of proportion limbs, marine monsters and eyes, very big, desincarnated eyes. Just missing a cat man with a gun, to be really a must!
Published 1960

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Tagged with: Ballantine Books • Blanchard • cleavage • damsel • eyes on stalks • fish • monsters • proportional issues • space ships • starkers • strange creature • submarine • William Tenn • WTF
May 10
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Jaouad’s Art Direction: We’re going a bit more classy for this one. Everyone always only looks at the boobs, right? Well, not this time! This cover is going to be about ears. Elf ears. On a lion.
Published 2012

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Tagged with: Baen Books • BEHIND YOU! • bladed weapons • capes • cleavage • Clyde Caldwell • daggers • damsel • font problems • Kencyrath series • lion • once you see it • P.C. Hodgell • puffy shirt • strange creature
Mar 12
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David A Comments: I assume after losing 80% of their population over the past 100 years, tigers are finally going to get even with the human race… with the help of a sexy female sidekick, naturally.
Published 1993

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Tagged with: anthropomorphism • casually walking away from an explosion • cat people • cut-offs • damsel • DAW Books • explosion • fire • font problems • Good Show Sir • gun • Jim Burns • metropolitan apocalypse • once you see it • S. Andrew Swann • scars
Mar 05
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Bibliomancer Comments: Face off between the Man with the X-ray eyes and the Invisible Woman, I like what I DON’T see!
Published 1964

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Tagged with: Ace Books • baldy bad man • cape • cybernetics • damsel • dude • Ed Emshwiller • half a face • living tissue over metal endoskeleton • robots • Samuel R. Delany • Ting!
Feb 01
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Sara Comments: It seems that this spaceman has crashed his (surprisingly intact) Z7F rocket on the planet of Floaty Corkscrew Mountain. I have to love his facial expression as he just stands there with his eyes squeezed shut and his feet planted, like he’s bracing himself for take three of, “the bit where I gettentacle-slapped by the angry insectoid-octopus-dragon.”
Published 1972

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Tagged with: aliens • Dominic Flandry Series • dude • Josh Kirby • Lancer Science Fiction • monsters • planets • Poul Anderson • space ships
Jan 29
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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Look, you can have an albino psychic in a bloody space capsule carried around by bird wings for all I care. The book mentions a leotard… so whatever you have on there… make sure it’s in one!
Published 1975

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Tagged with: aliens • Brian W. Aldiss • dude • Pan Books • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Dec 11
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Scott B Comments: Sure the cross-eyed owl and cherry-shaking duo being eaten by a giant flower seems bizarre, but the back cover explains that it’s a Bosch painting (so intellectual!) and it’s a better portrayal of the author’s work than any modern artist could make (so they don’t have to pay anybody for a cover!). The back cover also DARES YOU (in type so large they can’t fit a four-letter word on there) to, I don’t know, have acid flashbacks or something. Not that you should do that! But read this book, because the author did that. Or something.
Published 1958
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Tagged with: Bantam Books • font problems • Fredric Brown • Hieronymus Bosch • people with animals for heads • strange creature • WTF
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