Good Show Sir

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Matt’s Art Direction: I don’t care what’s on the cover. Just make it difficult to look at. I want a cover so jarring to the senses that you can barely read the title.
Published 1988

(Average: 8.60 out of 10)

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Alessandra Comments: Not, despite all appearances, a parody. It’s a young adult story with paranoid overtones, but as far as Puffin is concerned it’s the Attack of the Stuffed Olive Aliens.
Published 1998

(Average: 8.60 out of 10)

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Colette’s Art Direction: Oh crap, this is due tomorrow? Whats the name of it? Hmm cant we just use that rejected cover we submitted a couple of months ago for The Mystery at Penis Rock?
Published 1979

(Average: 8.60 out of 10)

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Tom Noir’s Art Direction:
“Great, John, you’re here, come see the cover we’ve whipped up for Soldiers vs. Dinosaur Space Centaurs!”
“Uh, my book is just called ‘Soldiers’.”
“Ermmmmm… have you considered adding some dinosaur space centaurs to it?
Published 2001

(Average: 8.60 out of 10)

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Joachim Comments: It’s one of these covers where words simply fail to describe the horrors at play — the garish colors cavorting among mutated humanoid shapes (Malcolm McDowell?) and what can only be a doe-eyed, disembodied, (potentially) cuddly dragon spirit monkey…
Published 1986

(Average: 8.60 out of 10)

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Perry Comments: My second mouse-related submission!
Published 1996

(Average: 8.60 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: After yesterdays cover, everyone is after necklaces!
Published 1990

Many thanks to Ethan!

(Average: 8.60 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments:    ♫ I’ve been through the desert on a WTF with no name. ♫

Published 1971

Thanks to Erika for sending this in.

(Average: 8.60 out of 10)

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Perry Armstrong Comments: Chap’s vague resemblance to a youthful Bill Cosby only makes the title creepier…
Published 1984

(Average: 8.60 out of 10)

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David Jollie Comments: Don’t bother reading the book, just take a guess at what might be in it. Okay, so you think there should be an eyeball and some lips. Okay. On fire? Really? And a cow’s skull with a Tiara on? Well…. Okay.

Published 1970

(Average: 8.60 out of 10)

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