Noel Comments: Aliens & Probes. Never a good combination.
Published 1965
Noel Comments: Aliens & Probes. Never a good combination.
Published 1965
Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: …is like a cover without Photoshopping.
Published 2015
Emster Comments: Chet and Sue thought they’d save fuel by taking the lizard to town, but now they need to find someplace to park where it can’t eat other mall customers
Published 1993
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Elijah’s Art Direction: Seriously, who are we kidding? Just throw some space-tits on there and call it a day.
Published 1984
Don’s Art Direction: This is a humorous novel about an interstellar diplomat. He’s suave, he’s debonair, and everything in the book’s played for laughs. So we want a horrific tentacle-headed, four-eyed, jelly-legged alien leaping at him with a spear. And we can’t afford the tux rental, so just use whatever your model’s wearing when he comes over from his rehearsal of A CHORUS LINE. But add some muscles! Retief is a two-fisted guy, no doubt with mighty thews! We don’t know what “thews” are, actually, but we’ll know ’em when we see ’em and by God he better have ’em! THEWS!
Published 1983
So it’s comedy. But it’s not a joke on the genre. That’s ok right?
Awesome! Thanks the Don!
Kat’s Art Direction: “Okay, you’ve used the front of her shirt to make shoulder pads and recycled the scraps to make some useless pouches. Good work. But you know what this cover needs? What it really, really needs? … SHINIER LETTERING.”
Published 2004
Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Look it’s based off a role-playing game so we’re technically a franchise… which means we don’t need to care about appearing on the website Good Show Sir… whatever that might be in the future. I want to see plenty of clenched jaws, and unnatural glows… like they’ve been sitting on a reactor!
Published 1999
Rayn Comments: Holding the Trump MAGA rally on Black Friday was just somehow more fabulous.
Published 1980
Good Show Sir comments: Our apologies to anyone with a migraine this morning.
Published 1971
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