Feb 13
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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: This… defies convention my friend. That damsel’s clothes aren’t even ripped or even showing any impressive cleavage! But not to worry, we can save this… just wait till you see the font I picked out. No one will notice your partially shaved alien bear sharp toothed no horned minotaur monster… I think…
Published 1994
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Tagged with: aliens • cowboy hat • damsel • David Gemmell • dude • font problems • gun • handguns • Legend Books • long haired men • Mike Posen • monsters • shotgun
Dec 20
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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: I expect hell will be similar to my Friday night… naked and flexing my fine stuff! HEYOOo… high five? High five…? No? Ok… but seriously, I want a bum on there. You can draw mine, I shaved and…. what… No? Ok… just get Ron from accounting, he works out.
Published 1982 (maybe)
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Tagged with: cave • Damon Knight • dude • hunkbutt • Pocket Books • starkers • Unknown Artist Institute
Nov 22
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Jaouad Comments: Don’t really know what’s going on here, but I’m immoderately fascinated by the robot in the background, which appears to be gift-wrapping some other robot, lying on a table. ‘Tis the season?
Published 1985
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Tagged with: baldness • Barrington J. Bayley • dude • glowing eyes • illegal rave • lens flare • Methuen Books • muscles • once you see it • robots • Terry Oakes
Sep 17
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Scott B Comments: Compared with the Fantasy People of “The Cache”, the Science Fiction People have proven to be much more dangerous at breaking out of their enclosure.
Published 1976
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Tagged with: Ace Books • architectural framing • beard-wielding • Carlos Ochagavia • computers • damsel • dude • Leigh Brackett • planets • space ships
Jun 21
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Ash Comments: If you want to show a human and an alien swapping minds, should the human be photo-realistic while the alien looks like a child’s drawing? Or is he turning into an alien child’s drawing? That mouth just bugs me.
Published 1967
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Tagged with: aliens • Dell Books • dude • James McMullan • Robert Sheckley • WTF
Mar 15
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Frank Comments: In this one, we know which character on the cover is referred to by the title, because he’s the one grabbing the active element on his weapon. The mannequins would never do such a thing.
Published 1980
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Tagged with: awesome foursome • beard-wielding • bladed weapons • capes • damsel • dude • glow • Jim Hawkings • Mariano • planets • Popular Library • space • sword • Ting!
Dec 08
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Jaouad’s Art Direction: Ok, this book is about a brain in a jar, so we’ll have a big glowing brain in a jar. With some wires and electrical discharges please, so the audience knows it’s Science. And give it evil eyesockets while you’re at it. An infinity parking lot in the background. A scientist chap. Oh, and a girl, of course. A girl in a frilly dress. With cleavage. And nailpolish.
Published 1950
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Tagged with: Bantam Books • cleavage • Curt Siodmak • damsel • dude • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Jul 18
I haven’t done a mega post or an honourable mentions in a while so here we go! Here’s a collection of some special French covers sent in by Cedric and Paul. Thanks very much and I hope everyone enjoys them!
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Cedric Comments: Here is a wonderfully psychedelic and disturbing cover. This is before Photoshop, in the late 70s/early 80s.
Published 1977
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Cedric Comments: Note the strange animal at the front, confused about whether it should be a polar bear, an unicorn or some kind of big eagle. Or maybe a big confused cat, judging by the claws? And of course you can find a lightly clad lady in the back, requested by the marketing department to boost sales.
Published 1982
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Cedric Comments: There is something highly disturbing about these little hairy folks.
Published 1990
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Paul’s Art Direction: Mutants have eyes. This is an anthology of mutant stories that means lots of eyes in fact so many eyes you could float on them, do it!
Published 1974
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Paul’s Art Direction: Make everything droopy!
Published 1972
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Tagged with: beard-wielding • bladed weapons • cleavage • cloaks • damsel • dude • evil • Fleuve Noir Books • font problems • Frank Dartal • Le Masque Books • Livre De Poche Books • magic • Marrabout Books • MEGA POST • my head aplode • Pocket Books • spear • strange creature • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
May 04
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Al Comments: I hate to go here in my first post, but this cover is just, so, well, robo-erotic.
Published 1994
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Tagged with: Bantam Books • dude • Isaac Asimov • robots • Stephen Youll • suggestive • The Robot Series
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