Mar 23
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Zycrow’s Art Direction:
“So the art director told me he needed hot air balloons and they needed to be badass. How am I going to do that?”
“Easy. Add spikes.”
“Oh, that’s good. Like how many? Three? Four?”
“All of them. All of the spikes. Oh, and a dinosaur, and some wolves. That oughta cover it.”
Published 1980
Many thanks to Zycrow!
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Tagged with: bladed weapons • cliffs • dagger • damsel • forest • Graham Diamond • gun • hot air balloons • inadequate armor • Playboy Paperbacks • spikes • strange creature • talons • Walter Velez • wings • wolf
Dec 07
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Sophaloaf’s Art Direction: Okay, nothing says the future of publishing more than an oversized walkman that runs on floppy disks. Just imagine handsets so big theyll have to hover above a bunch of skyscrapers like a space ship.
Published 1990
Ironically, now sold as an E-book.
Many thanks to Sophaloaf!
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Tagged with: Ben Bova • books on the covers of books • computers • font problems • Mardarin Books • shiny • Unknown Artist Institute
Nov 10
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John Comments: Sentient killer smog in Los Angeles of course requires occult defense. Only in the 80s.
Published 1985
Many thanks to John!
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Tagged with: Ace Books • computers • Don Brautigam • evil • glow • James Killus • magic
Oct 07
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Eron Comments: In this cover, we get a fantastic 70’s disco door that leads to ancient Rome and connected by the most realistic rendering of… uh… electricity? … we have a centurion, a queen, a werewolf and, wait for it, a dude in a sombrero.
Published 1996
Many thanks to Eron!
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Tagged with: damsel • dude • electricity • font problems • magic • monsters • Ron Walotsky • Ronald Anthony Cross • strange creature • The Eternal Guardians Series • Tor Books
Aug 17
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Erik’s Art Direction: This is a serious book about proving that aliens exist so I want a flying saucer landing in a barren wasteland, better jazz up the saucer, maybe stick a few satellite dishes on it. Now I want he alien to be wearing overalls but make them a bit more ‘out of this world,’ stick a big collar on it. Now hair, three words – Emerson, Lake & Palmer. To finish off make it look like he has just a stream of flaming urine down his legs.
Published 1977
Not Fiction (I think) but still great.
Many thanks to Erik!
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Tagged with: aliens • david bowie • dude • mullet • space ships • Sphere Books • Unknown Artist Institute • Warren Smith
Nov 13
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You know something that won’t date badly? Long hair with fringes and dudes with long gelled back hair. I can see it now, it will be the combination of every eighties sci-fi created by man. With this, we’re sorted well into the late 1990’s!
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Tagged with: Ace Books • damsel • dude • fringe • Good Show Sir • lovers • Michael Herring • Sharon Lee • space • space ships • Steve Miller
Nov 11
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Realism is our key to success. I’m talking about a dude in a space suit and a very large dome helmet. The face inside must be like a photograph so people can really imagine the scene is real. Don’t forget the explosions, lasers and space robots!
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Tagged with: Allan Cole • bubble helmet • casually walking away from an explosion • Chris Bunch • dude • explosion • frickin laser beams • helmet-cam • ill-fitting spacesuit • once you see it • robots • shoulder pads • space • space ships • space station • Sten series • Unknown Artist Institute • unknown publisher
Nov 05
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The shine! We are all about the shine. But we’re lacking somewhere, there is just something we need to push the readers right over the edge and into the pit of greatness. Got it! Half-naked faeries and royal elves. Making one of them look like an Elizabethan queen will drive all the boys crayze-Z!
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Tagged with: Baen Books • damsel • dude • elf • fairies • Mercedes Lackey • Roberta Gellis • shiny oh so shiny • shuriken of approval • Stephen Hickman
Sep 21
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*Hick* awwwww yeaaaahhh that’s some good boooze…. Cover? Ok. How about, dude…leaning over women, not checking out her chest…. this time… A-hahahaha! And some ghost! Yeaaaaa a ghost tossing top trump cards at them! Hahaha that would be so annoying it would be like… ow ow ow… wooo blah! weeeeeeeeeeeeeee *hick*
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Tagged with: Bantam Books • damsel • Dave Seeley • dude • explosion • ghosts • Linnea Sinclair • space ships • spectacular space chart
Jun 22
Good Show Sir comments: Wait until you see how nasty the caboose looks.
Published 1983
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Tagged with: Ace Books • elephants • L. Sprague De Camp • Paul Alexander • trains
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