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Click for full imageTom Noir Comments: That stare and that belt buckle. Pretty sure he’s thinking, “X marks the spot, ladies.” Then again maybe not, because that would make this a pirate story, and it’s already a sci-fi erotic spy thriller, so that might be a bit much.
Published 1975
(Average: 6.33 out of 10)
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March 4th, 2016 at 10:12 am
Cling my dear… to my incredibly low knees!
March 4th, 2016 at 10:23 am
With a belt buckle he sent away for from the back of a cornflakes packet, I’d say this was more erotic for the man than the ladies.
March 4th, 2016 at 11:45 am
To continue to look young and beautiful, the old hag needed a compound called Novitol. The company that manufactured it was being bought by the same wealthy man whose daughter is being visited by Lance. When the hag’s henchmen try to kill the father, Lance steps in.
This sounds like a plot that could have been solved without violence and with a suitable contract. 😐
March 4th, 2016 at 11:48 am
It’s the same man-boobs! The pectoralis muscle on male humans extends more towards the shoulder joint, both of these fellows must have been taking estrogens.
March 4th, 2016 at 11:52 am
Q: What’s a “supersecret” agent?
A: The Coolest Thing Ever in the mind of an 8-year-old boy.
March 4th, 2016 at 12:40 pm
I’m reading that title as I, The She Beast
But this Peter Lance guy is no Young Flandry
March 4th, 2016 at 12:44 pm
“Fleet romp? Thanx, man.”
“I devour ten eerie newt scars.”
HE “#1’S” THE BASTE
Supercreepiest, sexiest Celt Galen wets the most tender meat ever
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March 4th, 2016 at 12:53 pm
He’s definitely had cosmetic surgery since first arriving on Earth:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_man_from_planet_x/
March 4th, 2016 at 1:19 pm
The standing lady has jammed her neck through her jaw into her right ear. Also, though it may be camera artefacts, I think her labia are visible. 🙁
March 4th, 2016 at 1:21 pm
Meet Peter Lance…The coldest, fruitiest, most super shaved ice dessert ever!
I THE SHERBET
March 4th, 2016 at 1:53 pm
He vibrates. I mean parts of him vibrate. Among other things. And if this author is who the writer of this article says he is, some of his other work is surprising.
http://www.avclub.com/article/box-of-paperbacks-ithe-man-from-planet-x-1-the-she-8643
Back cover.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nE4rf1iOuMg/U9rHuLAYcsI/AAAAAAACbAk/84pLE-xTyD8/s1600/579+Hunter+Adams+The+She-Beast+The+Man+from+Planet+X+1+Pinnacle+1975a.JPG
March 4th, 2016 at 1:55 pm
Pat Boone and Camel Toe!?!
Genius!
March 4th, 2016 at 4:14 pm
Are we absolutely certain this isn’t an ad for an escort service?
March 4th, 2016 at 4:29 pm
I just want to know how one makes one’s kneecaps so irresistible to women.
March 4th, 2016 at 4:54 pm
@Fred—thanks for the back cover blurb. Now I know that Peter North Lance “can hear a bra drop a mile away.” Although, if the bra in question is the armored-looking apparatus on standing woman, maybe it’s not such an impressive super power after all. That thing could easily double as a battering ram.
March 4th, 2016 at 4:57 pm
Mr. Clean’s wet dream.
March 4th, 2016 at 6:01 pm
We washed one set of space-agent clothing in Planet X and another in Aestival Tide. And just see the difference.
(http://www.isfdb.org/cgi-bin/pl.cgi?55933)
March 4th, 2016 at 6:07 pm
“Cor, DM, these human masks are a really tight fit. And why do I have to be the one wearing a bikini?”
“Shush, Penfold. I have to dress like I always do. That’s how people can identify me as a super-secret spy”.
“But chief! There’s another agent clinging to your leg.”
“Yes, Colonel K wanted to come along too. I think he likes dressing like that.”
March 4th, 2016 at 6:58 pm
Is the super secret spy wearing bell-bottomed trousers?
March 4th, 2016 at 7:20 pm
His package is shaped like a hammer!
Seeing as how his face is much darker than his arms, spray on tan? Perma-wet pants clinging to muscles (drool). This guy has it all, no wonder the ladies love him.
March 4th, 2016 at 8:12 pm
Bob Goulet always knew he had a destiny far greater than croonerdom.
March 4th, 2016 at 9:21 pm
Peter Lance…lot Link, Secret Chimp? Shaved?
March 5th, 2016 at 12:46 am
Ah yes, the simpler, quieter days of 1975, when you only needed one X to designate p0rn….
March 5th, 2016 at 2:13 am
Permanent Flax Moth #1 Bashes Teeth
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March 5th, 2016 at 8:16 am
Alex Delarge eventually moved on from ultraviolence to ultrasupersecret agent work (the new droogs were much easier on the old glazzies).
March 5th, 2016 at 2:02 pm
@Perry Armstrong: Nice!
March 6th, 2016 at 9:41 pm
New Rule: Nothing is UNsexier than telling people upfront how sexy something is supposed to be.
March 8th, 2016 at 9:24 am
Don’t take dating advice from this guy…
“You should stare like a maniac, wear tight white bellbottoms, and big belt-buckles are a must-have accessory. Don’t forget — stare at her like you’re an insane killer!”