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Apr 28

A five-way draw in the fencing competition.Click for full image

MisterBob Comments: Now Melvyn, I know i said I liked swords – but where are the heads?

Published 1978

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.52 out of 10)
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22 Responses to “The Tritonian Ring”

  1. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    L. Sprague de-Cap?

  2. Bibliomancer Says:

    I don’t know what they did. But they did it wrong.

  3. Valerie Says:

    A bit of a close shave, this morning?

  4. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    I say, my good fellow, we’re looking for a sixth member for our ensemble…care to join us?

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    On his quest Vakar encounters Amazons, a seductive queen who is under a spell, an amorous centauress, sorcerers who command legions of headless warriors, and the dangerous Gorgonians themselves, masters of the medusas with their paralyzing glares.

    I’m sorry, Mr. Grant, but that’s easily the LEAST amorous-looking centauress I’ve ever seen on a fantasy book cover.

  6. asPerry Armstrong Says:

    Mattel’s failure to secure the rights to Arnie’s facial likeness resulted in poor sales of their Conan action figure.

  7. THX 1138 Says:

    Inside the nightmares of Victor Kiam.

  8. fred Says:

    @DSWBT – Tolkien? Yah, pretty much how I have envisioned Bombadil presenting a gift to Goldberry.

  9. B. Chiclitz Says:

    You can tell the guy in front is the leader because he has the longest neck-stalk. It’s an evolutionary thing.

  10. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Ok, I know no one else wants to go here, but if these beefsteak neck-stalkers are missing the big head . . . ?

  11. B. Chiclitz Says:

    And so kids, we learn that a squadron of soldiers cannot march properly in place if none of the soldiers has a head.

    “Hut-Hut-What-Wait-Where?”

  12. Tat Wood Says:

    Marching on its stomach could prove difficult for this army. And sticky.

  13. Anna T. Says:

    All I can say is that at least this is from the book . . .

  14. JaunPaul Says:

    “Captain, I think we should stop doing the twirly sword bit as part of our marching drills.”

  15. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    TRIVIA: Morton W. Thompkinsville, second from right, went on to play the Black Knight’s stunt double in a movie version of the Arthurian legends.

  16. Mark E Says:

    “Make my name as big as possible. I’m damn proud of this one”

  17. Tat Wood Says:

    @ Dead Stuff: ” ‘Tis but a scratch!”

  18. Bibliomancer Says:

    @Mark E – “Make sure my name is nowhere on the cover” – Melvyn Grant

  19. asPerry Armstrong Says:

    Introducing the Magic Mike XXL Straight Razor®

  20. Leak Says:

    Someone call Serious Sam before someone* straps bombs to their hands…

    Also: AAAAAAAAAAAH!

    * aka Mental

  21. HappyBookworm Says:

    I’m scared…

  22. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    ‘It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!’

    (young muscled cadaver association)

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