May 06
Click for full imageTom Noir Comments: I know what you’re all saying… “This book doesn’t count! It’s clearly self-published!” Well I found in a legit bookstore, dammit, so I say it counts!
Published 2000
(Average: 6.71 out of 10)
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Tom Noir Comments: I know what you’re all saying… “This book doesn’t count! It’s clearly self-published!” Well I found in a legit bookstore, dammit, so I say it counts!
Published 2000
(Average: 6.71 out of 10)Loading...
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May 6th, 2016 at 10:40 am
Come off it, Hayao Miyazaki, you don’t have to use every idea you ever had in one go.
May 6th, 2016 at 11:27 am
The chief taactic of the Slaadikaar waar waas chopping everyone’s torso just below the nips.
May 6th, 2016 at 2:24 pm
The art style is like American 80’s cartoons failing to do anime.
May 6th, 2016 at 3:43 pm
On this occasion I think we can all forgive the failure to apply space sheep.
May 6th, 2016 at 3:58 pm
Was there a part 2? Oh my yes.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61A4g3gaIkL.jpg
May 6th, 2016 at 4:17 pm
@fred: /me is afk, crying
May 6th, 2016 at 4:34 pm
The sequel’s cover transcends the original in eye-bleeding awfulness. I’m impressed.
May 6th, 2016 at 4:52 pm
Is there a cd rom taped to the back page,where
Kevin Kinne sings the theme tune ?
May 6th, 2016 at 4:58 pm
Apparently cat-lady boobs do not require space-sheeping. The GSS protocol is unclear on this.
May 6th, 2016 at 5:05 pm
@Bibliomancer: maybe it’s a cat-man’s pecs. We all know that cat-men are REAL men.
Especially when they have elfin, androgynous faces and manga eyes and feel the need to over-compensate.
May 6th, 2016 at 6:03 pm
I’m curious as to which anime Mr. Kinne stole the cover artwork from. I believe they call it “plagiarism”.
May 6th, 2016 at 8:09 pm
It resembles Dirty Pair but it may just be the cat-girls.
May 6th, 2016 at 9:39 pm
@Teat Wood @Boobliomancer – A close examination of the GSS TCP (Tag Control Protocol) stipulates that, in the absence of cover-artist supplied teat shields, space sheep are not required for non-papillial boob display regardless of the species of the female, human, catperson, or indeterminate.
The question remains whether this is a gibberish title or not.
May 7th, 2016 at 2:44 am
I didn’t think this could have more of a “All your base are belong to us” feel … and then fred goes and wins the internet with the part 2 find. Good show SIR!
May 7th, 2016 at 3:57 am
Actual official plot description:
In the year 2032, because of their corruption and self-destructive course, Humanity is all but wiped out by the Skendri, a species that Humans themselves had created. 5000 years later, Prince Krell, ruler of the Slaadikaar Holy Order, is attempting to negotiate the return of the rest of his people to their ancestral home. Political and territorial divisions with the Skendri Confederation keep tensions high. Religious strife between the monotheistic Slaadikaar and the polytheistic people of the Nihanese Empire erupts into outbreaks of terrorism. Prince Krell’s trusted top-ranking Admiral Dormuz, who has own dreams of Empire, secretly manipulates events so as to start an all-out war. Win or lose, the war will cause the downfall of Krell and place Dormuz himself upon the throne…or so he thinks. However, when the war doesn’t go as planned, Admiral Dormuz makes a Faustian deal with an ancient race named the Guareg. Now, all sides in the conflict may pay the ultimate price of Dormuz’s ambitions…
May 7th, 2016 at 4:27 am
@Tug Lizard—yes, gibberish title away, Sir, but where is the Smirky McSmug tag? Smirky McSmugness is written all over this cover!
May 7th, 2016 at 6:41 am
… and featuring:
– Asian Empress Stereotype Smurf
– Turban Wearing Stereotype Smurf
– G.I. Jane Smurf
– Awkward Wonder Twins Smurf(s)
May 7th, 2016 at 7:00 am
I feel for Gorn Al Bundy (top right), lamenting the lost glory days when he took on Starfleet’s finest!
May 7th, 2016 at 5:23 pm
Eurovision in Spaaaace!
May 7th, 2016 at 7:22 pm
Remember authors, if you draw your own cover art you get your name on the cover TWICE!
May 7th, 2016 at 8:42 pm
@B. Chizzlipz – appropriate tags have been added.
May 7th, 2016 at 9:00 pm
Cat lady running her sword through brunette woman’s skull. Marshmallow man doing a Russian dance on top of center lady’s hat. Ting after ting after ting.
May 8th, 2016 at 12:06 am
@Anna T. – several issues of those “How to Draw Manga” books that don’t actually teach you how to draw anything
May 9th, 2016 at 11:54 am
To be kind, there’s not a lot of cover artists that are allowed as much space for their names on the cover as the authors’.
Though given some of the covers on the site, that’s often a blessing.
May 9th, 2016 at 12:00 pm
The Slaadikaar War by Kevin Kinne
Adapted from the manga “The earth K saga” by Kevin Kinne, which was based on the original story by Kevin Kinne.
“Heroic male character who is irresistible to women and has lots of sex” may be considered an author avatar for Kevin Kinne.
All rights reserved by Kevin Kinne.
Original soundtrack by the Kevin Kinne experience available on Kevin Kinne records.
May 9th, 2016 at 4:03 pm
Skendri vs. Skook. Who would win?
May 23rd, 2016 at 10:14 am
THX: Clearly not every idea Miyazaki ever had. Where are all the trees to hug?
May 26th, 2016 at 9:14 pm
I refuse to buy any book that doesn’t say “Printed, bound and distributed by [Author’s Name]” on the cover! Anything less would seem unprofessional.
March 30th, 2017 at 11:12 am
This just in: The Vatican has officially excommunicated the Anime Pope.
August 29th, 2018 at 12:35 am
I knew there was another game for the Phillips CDi planned!