May 15
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Click for larger imageIt’s a Two-fer Tuesday: Yolanda Special!
Tom Noir Comments: I’d like to push her button, if you know what I mean!!! No seriously, what does the button on her belt do?
Good Show Sir Comments: Just washed my hands. Can you give me your towel?
Published 1975, 1976
(Average: 6.59 out of 10)
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May 15th, 2018 at 9:38 am
The third in the series was provocatively titled Yolanda: Jean-Claude Forest’s Lawyers are Now in Contact with the Publisher.
May 15th, 2018 at 12:58 pm
Not surprisingly Dominique Verseau = Henri Rene Guieu.
May 15th, 2018 at 1:40 pm
@Tom Noir—I think the button locks and unlocks the chastity function.
May 15th, 2018 at 1:43 pm
#1 Is that a tiny little “ting” just above her navel? (Embiggen to observe.)
#2 I think we need a contest to give that guy a dialogue balloon. I can’t decode his posture/expression for the life of me, though it seems he’s trying hard to keep his tent flap down.
May 15th, 2018 at 1:46 pm
Addendum to # 1: Looks like she’s been playing Asteroids on that circa 1980 video console behind her.
May 15th, 2018 at 2:17 pm
@B. Chiclitz – inre #1, indeed, that is a tiny bit on “ting.” Well spotted!
Also, I realize practicality wasn’t the intent, but she’s going to be fidgeting with that top to get it to sit right all solar cycle, the poor dear.
May 15th, 2018 at 2:25 pm
1. Bimbo akimbo
2. Thought balloon: “The pay is good but this is a ridiculous uniform for a pool boy”
May 15th, 2018 at 2:27 pm
Ha! The jokes on you! These are actually Kinsey’s ‘Sexuality in the Human Female’ and ‘Sexuality in the Human Male’ with alluring covers. Gotta get these kids to read science somehow.
May 15th, 2018 at 2:33 pm
@Bibliomancer—
#1: 😉
#2: 😉 😉
May 15th, 2018 at 2:39 pm
@ B.C. #4: “I gave up the Richard Blade gig for this?!”
May 15th, 2018 at 2:39 pm
@Lillie A—Given her occupation and all, I guess her theme song is “What is this ting called love?”
May 15th, 2018 at 4:07 pm
I can think of lots of reasons not to read these on the bus. Even keeping the seat next to you empty wouldn’t be worth it.
May 15th, 2018 at 4:57 pm
Cover 1: Push-button bimbo.
Cover 2: How did a pod fro “2001: A Space Odyssey” get in there?
May 15th, 2018 at 5:37 pm
Looks like an amalgam of Barbarella and Star Trek.
(Note: I do not like either of those things.)
May 15th, 2018 at 6:12 pm
At first glance, did anyone think that she was The Girl from Eurosphere?
Cover 1: Holy Bat-sex! It’s a nubility belt.
If you blow it up reeeeally big, you can see the settings:
LiBiDo
Hi Med Lo
May 15th, 2018 at 6:32 pm
The sequel, DR. RUTH – THE LITTLE OLD LADY SEXOLOGIST – flopped.
May 15th, 2018 at 7:01 pm
Allo ma spleundeed Inglees cheurms, and welcome on and eule to anozzer nakeed space-keed, ze-anti-matteur-pods-can’t-take-eet edition of Erotrash
May 15th, 2018 at 7:47 pm
@Tat: Knowing our luck it’ll be a Romeo Cleaners/Mr Penguin episode.
May 15th, 2018 at 8:35 pm
@THX: it makes you wonder who painted these covers – and with what.
May 15th, 2018 at 9:14 pm
#2: I’m not sure the dude is feeling any lust for the sexologist.
His expression/thought balloon could just as easily be “WTF is WRONG with you, bimbo? Are you having a seizure or is this interpretive dance? And what’s the deal with your extra-long thumb that’s practically in my face?”
At least we didn’t have to look at Guieu on the cover — either his ugly mug and hairdon’t, or *shudder* him in any of these outfits.
@THX (10): Let’s pray there wasn’t a crossover between Yolanda and Dick Blade.
If ISFDB is to be believed, these were the only two Yolanda books. Le sexologiste wasn’t very successful, I guess.
May 15th, 2018 at 10:22 pm
What worries me more is how much #1 looks like Jo Wiley.
May 16th, 2018 at 1:18 am
#1: Is that a button or a knob? No, I mean *on* the belt! 😉
May 16th, 2018 at 4:40 am
I just want to jump back in here and give @Bibliomancer’s ‘Bimbo Akimbo’ the love it so richly deserves. Gss!
May 16th, 2018 at 2:34 pm
@Lillie – Why thank you 🙂 Just doing my job here.
May 24th, 2018 at 8:29 pm
I might be too late, but don’t we have a “Tiny Ting!” tag?