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Sep 18

The Man in the Iron PantsClick for larger image

Tag Wizard Comments: Hey B. Chiclitz, check it out! Weird pecs! Amirite?

Published 1969

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.50 out of 10)
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18 Responses to “The Hybrid”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    Are the Omqu known for their coconut shell bikinis?

  2. JuanPaul Says:

    Half human, half Omku, aaaall sexy, baby.

  3. fred Says:

    Iron pants you say? Then there’s no doubt in my mind that Dick Blade is the daddy.

  4. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @THX 1139: those are his amazing hypno-pecs.Watch them spin, watch them whirl…

  5. Bibliomancer Says:

    Half-Omqu needs a “Bro”. Mansierre? Brosierre? Whatever you call it.

  6. Anna T. Says:

    I have tried to figure out what kind of fruit or vegetable he’s got as breasts, and it’s either watermelons or fresh coconuts. I suppose this is part of the hybrid power?

  7. Tat Wood Says:

    I never realised Jung was so buff.

  8. THX 1139 Says:

    Want to wear a bra, but don’t want to wear a woman’s bra? Try Just for Men!

  9. Tor Mented Says:

    Even with strange mental powers to wipe out the universe, hybrids are still getting only a small share of the market.

  10. Tor Mented Says:

    This guy has the world’s worst case of titty-twister.

  11. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @fred: those definitely are the Wrong Trousers.

  12. Bruce A Munro Says:

    “So your mental power can destroy the universe?”

    “Well, it’s a great trick, but I can only do it once.”

  13. Hammy Says:

    Damn! Those are some weird tattoos on his pecs….

  14. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Thanks for the shout out, Tag Wiz, and, of course, the tag. But my first reaction to this cover was—ok so this thing has the “mental power” to destroy the entire universe, and the best name he/it can come up with is “The Hybrid”? Not even something like “The Humqu”? Maybe we need an “underwhelming” tag!

  15. A.R.Yngve Says:

    He realized — too late — that his Leia Slave Girl cosplay outfit had the wrong colors.

  16. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Science fiction caught a break when Jakes turned to writing historical saga potboilers. (So did he — made a mint)

    This guy needs an entirely new wardrobe, including a support garment for his upper half and some trousers that fit for his lower.

    Destroying the universe is evidently child’s play next to finding a good tailor.

    @Bruce: All hail the Hypnoboobs!

  17. Verylatetotheparty Says:

    ‘I think using body paint helps disguise my man-boobs and wearing trousers four sizes too big makes my waist look smaller, and it works together as a fashion statement. Now, be honest, tell me how do I look?’

  18. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    Looks like Pinhead without the pins.

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