Mar 21
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Rich Comments: I think the Black Lion may be that hair under her arm. It obviously offends Mr Swordy and he’s going to remove it in a rather dramatic fashion. What was said to the artist was something along the lines of, “Here honey, a nice new pack of crayons and don’t eat any of them. Do Mummy a nice book cover.”
Published 1979
Many thanks to Rich!

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Mar 18
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GK Comments: Even the bear fell asleep reading this.
Published 1982
Many thanks to GK!

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Tagged with: bear • Circle of Light Series • Gervasio Gallardo • music • Niel Hancock • strange creature • Warner Books
Mar 17
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Maildun! He had the greatest mullet County Sligo had ever seen.
Published 1985
Happy St Patrick’s day! – Good Show Sir

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Tagged with: beard-wielding • bladed weapons • cloaks • dude • Michael Scott • Sphere Books • sword • Unknown Artist Institute
Mar 16
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Craig Comments: Ultimate because they can’t smell you apparently.
Published 1990
Many thanks to Craig!

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Tagged with: call 555-orthodontic-emergency • dude • Fred Saberhagen • Gollancz Books • Terry Pastor • WTF
Mar 15
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Chuck’s Art Direction: As for the baby I want you to base it on this photo of my own. Also, can make the skeleton smile lovingly? Oh! Make it one of those bumpy covers too, I just love those!
Published 1987
Thanks to the Chuck!

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Tagged with: evil • evil children • Kensington Publishing • monsters • Patricia Wallace • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF • Zebra Books
Mar 10
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Art Direction: A giant circular brain, with eyes I might add, in some sort of… drill vice! There’s no way it could look like a giant eyed cookie or strange bondage moon face. Right?
Published 1979

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Mar 09
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Dorian’s Art Direction: Kali, eh? Goddess of death and destruction? It’s not exactly…well, friendly, now is it? I tell you what. Make the cover pink. Bright pink. That’ll be more…cosy, like.
Published 2008
Many thanks to Dorian!

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Tagged with: Dan Simmons • evil • Gollancz Books • monsters • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Mar 08
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MisterBOB’s Art Direction: Its magical, so it glows, right! And have some chick pointing to a unicorn. No boobs! Bums are in.
Published 1989
I’m not so sure thats a chick MisterBOB!

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Tagged with: bladed weapons • damsel • david bowie • dude • Esther Friesner • Headline books • hunkbutt • magic • Peter Elson • sword • Unicorns!
Mar 07
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Mr Cliftopher Comments: I can only guess that the only available artist was a 5 year old with some brand new crayons.
Published 1967
aka The Stars My Destination
Many thanks to the Cliftopher!

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Tagged with: Alan Aldridge • Alfred Bester • anthropomorphism • bow-tie • cat people • dude • font problems • Penguin Science Fiction • strange creature • Ting! • WTF
Mar 04
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Art Direction: You know what I see this book about a clairvoyant having visions of murders to be compared to? The movie Fame! So we’ll have the title, with that brilliant font, above something like a giant bat and a shadowy figure onlooking. Can’t you just feel the symbolism?
Published 1986

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Tagged with: Dean R. Koontz • dude • font problems • Star Books • strange creature • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
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