May 26
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A huge hunky man with bulging muscles and a loincloth that just about covers his ass with a sword symbolically hanging down from it. Oh and have him holding a huge spear with his taught sweaty arms.Wait – better make this a little less fabulous – add in a dragon that he might be about to kill… or seduce….
Thanks to CSA!

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Tagged with: bladed weapons • dragon • dude • Gary Ruddell • loincloth • long haired men • muscles • omnibus • paging John Galliano • pole weapons • Robert Jordan • spear • sword • Tor Books
Apr 29
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Picture this – A well built guy (and I mean Muscles From Brussels material) showing off his golden helmet, wearing his skimpy purple briefs, holding a long hard wooden spear… and riding on top of his large pink dragon. What do you mean that’s what the Internet is for?

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Tagged with: DAW Books • dragon • Drs Freud and Jung disagree • dude • Jody Lee • lance • loincloth • male skirts • Mercedes Lackey • muscles • pole weapons • ships • strapping outfit
Apr 17
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Heard of the glow effect in photoshop? Good, ’cause I want it! Place it around a guy who looks like he has just come out of his chemistry class… but instead of being in school, have him standing on a planet in space with a HUGE glowing moon in the background!

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Tagged with: Adam Mock • author in the comments • dragon • dude • font problems • glow • jeans and a t-shirt • magic • medallion press • no ordinary magiecks • planets • Rick Taubold
Mar 19

Art direction: I have two words for you: Magic Fireball! Have some leather clad guy holding an old school hunting rife casting it. Just make sure that the fireball is purple! Magic is purple…. right?
Thanks to CSA!

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Tagged with: Corean Chronicles series • damsel • Daniel Horne • dude • gun • L.E. Modesitt Jr. • leather • magic • magical orbs • rifle • Tor Books
Mar 16

Art direction: *hick* man I am SOooo drunk. I love you man… LOVE YOU! Wha? Oh yea… some sorta orbital dome with a guy and a gun… wait… better throw in a glowing women… in tight latex, big rack… hahaha! How more stereotypical can I get? Throw in a glowing sword too!

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Tagged with: Bantam Books • bladed weapons • buxom • damsel • dude • glow • gun • handguns • latex • Linnea Sinclair • sword • Ting! • Unknown Artist Institute
Mar 16

Art direction: Sorry? Oh, I was thinking that I’d like a really realistic drawing of a prince looking fellow on a big sci-fi chair, holding a nerd pouch and motioning towards some magic crystals. Don’t forget to put the ruby dice in there! After all, that is the name of the book!

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Tagged with: Baen Books • Catherine Asaro • dice • dude • font problems • gemstones • Kurt Miller • Nebula award • paging John Galliano • pouch • prince • Saga of the Skolian Empire • shuriken of approval • throne
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