Jul 09
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Jabrone Comments … and elephants come in quarts.
You might remember this from here.
Published 1976

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Tagged with: big mouth • bighanditis • boxes • dude • exposed brain • Michael Coney • Sphere Books • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Jan 24

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JuanPaul Comments This guy’s duty is to save his own ass.
Published 2014

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Tagged with: backpack • Baen Books • bubble helmet • David Weber • dude • explosion • font problems • space ship • Timothy Zahn
Sep 27
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Elijah’s Art Direction: Seriously, who are we kidding? Just throw some space-tits on there and call it a day.
Published 1984

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Tagged with: catsuit • cleavage • damsel • devil's dumplings • dress for success • Kevin Johnson • Mike Resnick • once you see it • Phantasia Press • planets • ridiculous hat • space • space chess • space sheep • wings
Jul 05
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Liz’s Art Direction: We’d like for you to use some cats on this cover. Not just any old cats no, we want one that is sized up enough to be able to carry a human. In furs. And randomly in the background, give us a horse drawn sled too. Oh, and to illuminate the picture, throw in a random lamp somewhere…and the biggest sickle moon in the world, ever.
Published 2000
Ah Cat travel, the only way to break the speed of light. Or so I have read.
Many thanks to Liz!

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Tagged with: booties • Cats! • cloaks • damsel • DAW Books • font problems • forest • furs • Gayle Greeno • Ghattens Gambit Series • horses • lantern • once you see it • Paul Youll • snow and ice
Sep 22
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I’m not one to stray from tradition. I’m talking about a dragon in the background, as black as…. uh… AC/DC? Peering at our antagonist will be a huge white wolf and her damsel companion holding the tiniest of flames. Remember, I am also talking traditional proportions here, so make sure nothing is sized relative to anything else. Now who’s up for some Hells’ Bells?

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Tagged with: anatomical issues • bladed weapons • daggers • damsel • dragon • fire • Firekeeper Saga series • Jane Lindskold • Julie Bell • Tor Books • wolf
Jan 11
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Bob Comments: “There go the child support checks!”
Published 1955

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Tagged with: damsel • evil children • explosion • font problems • Jonathan Burke • moms • Panther Books • rocket • Ron Turner
Feb 25
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Good Show Sir Comments: I will smite my enemies with my mighty road flare!
Published 1969

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Tagged with: Dell Books • dude • Faux-nan • font problems • Gordon R. Dickson • Jeff Jones • moon • muscles • sixpack abs
Nov 07

Good Show Sir Comments: “Fuckin’ nanny-cam”
Thanks to Ryan for sending this in!
Published 1988

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Tagged with: babies • C.J. Cherryh • Don Maitz • font problems • moms • Questar Books
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