Nov 10
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Tam W’s Art Direction: This is a great work of fantasy, so naturally we want it to look as retro, cliched and formulaic as possible. I’m talking men in tights! If you do decide to depict a wizard turning into a bird, don’t forget to catch him in the act. And make it man-sized, never mind what the novel says!
Published 1975
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Tagged with: bird people • capes • David Smee • dude • font problems • glow • magic • Puffin Books • strange creature • Ursula K. Le Guin • Wizaaaaaaaard!
Nov 09
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Scott B’s Art DIrection: This cover should have an infinitude of nude plastic women with RAF eyes. Because I said so.
Published 1971
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Tagged with: Ballantine Books • Douglas R. Mason • dude • strange creature • Wilson McLean • WTF
Nov 07
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MisterBOB’s Art Direction: One Word – Cat People… ok… so two words!But one cat alien wearing the latest outer space fashions!
Published 1990
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Tagged with: Ace Books • anthropomorphism • cat people • Dennis Schmidt • Good Show Sir • Jill Bauman • planets • space • The Questioner Trilogy
Nov 04
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Man of the Mountian’s Art Direction:So, the story is about a girl trapped in the middle of the black death in midevial England, while everyone back in her time are dying of a flu epidemic. Give us a nice upbeat cover, otherwise nobody is going to buy this!
Published 1993
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Tagged with: bad science • Bantam Books • Connie Willis • damsel • dude • headband • horses • horses with hairstyles • once you see it • Roger Kastel • SCIENCE! • shuriken of approval • Ting!
Nov 01
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John A H Comments: The future belongs to the designer egg timer people.
Published 1979
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Tagged with: damsel • eye-yi-yi • John Wyndham • Penguin Science Fiction • Peter Lord • space
Oct 31
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TomM Comments: The horror. The horror!
Published 1978
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Tagged with: Cecelia Holland • cleavage • damsel • devil's dumplings • Melvyn Grant • monsters • space sheep • Sphere Books • strange creature • whale
Oct 28
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Tom Noir’s Art Direction:
“Are you sure you’re a licensed massage therapist?”
“Of course dear, now just relax and let me work. Your thighs look very… tense.”
Published 1986
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Tagged with: damsel • dude • Judith Tarr • Kevin Eugene Johnson • magic • mullet • Tor Books
Oct 27
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Matthew’s Art Direction: So we’ll be requiring evil insect eyes and a bloomin’ great sword, oh yeah and an absurdly oversized helmet too…
Published 1987
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Tagged with: bladed weapons • dude • font problems • helmet • Michael Moorcock • Paper Tiger Books • Rodney Matthews • sword
Oct 26
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Art Direction: Lets just get Jim from accounting, he works out right? We’ll put him in my air-soft kit and spice it up a little. People who read books love that type of stuff. It will be just like a TV show, but on a book.
Published 2011
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Tagged with: Ace Books • dude • gun • John G. Hemry • Lost Fleet Series • muscles • space ships • Unknown Artist Institute
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