Good Show Sir

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Maildun! He had the greatest mullet County Sligo had ever seen.
Published 1985

Happy St Patrick’s day! – Good Show Sir

(Average: 5.88 out of 10)

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Neil Comments: “The master of medical horror,” but someone has their anatomy wrong. Maybe it features a story about men with black voids for groins.
Published 1986

Many thanks to Neil!

(Average: 6.96 out of 10)

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Let’s have a man in a male skirt, or, say, a leather armour of sorts, stretching into the sky. We’ll have his companion lancing out with his hand just towards his crotch… Wait! This is Sci Fi? Lucky you told me. Uh, have them fighting aliens but keep the rest the same.

(Average: 7.04 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir comments: Zeus wants the Elgin Marbles sent back.

You might remember this from here.

Published 1979

(Average: 4.22 out of 10)

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Emster Comments: Selena got the call from the Warrior Witch while she was at the beach: “Knife fight? Hel yeah, I’ll be right there!” A little underdressed? Perhaps, but no one’s laughing when she shows up with her kick ass battle axe.

Published 1986

(Average: 4.30 out of 10)

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Ryan Comments: I don’t know, but I bet this isn’t it.

Published 1976

(Average: 8.70 out of 10)

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Mike Prescott Comments: Tess, Bess and Jess, the enchantresses, well dressed with tresses.

Published 1999

(Average: 4.30 out of 10)

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Gabby Comments: She must be gasping for fresh air after being locked in the cargo with those two.

Published 1984

(Average: 3.78 out of 10)

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Zoom in to further enjoy Fire Dancer, Dancer’s Luck, and Dancer’s Illusion!

Good Show Sir Comments: One of our little birds sent us a link to the Smart Bitches Trashy Books blog from a few years past, wallowing in the glory of terrible Ann Maxwell book covers. We’ve skewered a few in the past such as this one, and this one. This Signet series of “Dancer Series” covers has us doffing out hat and saying Good Show Sir! Good show, indeed.

Sadly, all three covers are by a graduate of the Unknown Artist Institute, as per isfdb.org.

Published 1982, 1983

(Average: 2.91 out of 10)

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Wendy Comments: “Go forth and find my trousers!”

Published 1979

(Average: 4.30 out of 10)

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