Apr 10
Click for full glorious imageTom Noir Comments: America’s Explosive Tomorrow – Where men are men! Except when those men are also cars. And sometimes the car men cover their crotches with hubcaps, cause that’s what car men like, OKAY? What are YOU looking at, buster?? Does this cheese grater belt make by hips look big? Dammit.
Published 1991
(Average: 8.39 out of 10)
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April 10th, 2015 at 10:19 am
RoboCrap… too heavy to move.
April 10th, 2015 at 10:35 am
Does that uzi have a built in CD player!!!
April 10th, 2015 at 11:20 am
“Half Man… Half Junkyard… All Nonsense. Jason Statham is… ROBONONSENSE.”
April 10th, 2015 at 11:22 am
Baen Books called, and their copyright lawyers are hopping mad! They’re shouting about “blatant artwork plagiarism,” quoting… oh, about 50-60 of their own previous releases.
April 10th, 2015 at 11:25 am
Sequels were:
– WAR-FRIDGE (“Half-human, half refrigerator, he’s gonna make the streets chill out!”)
– WAR-TV (“Half-human, half 30-inch screen, they fight to keep America’s couch potatoes in their homes!”)
April 10th, 2015 at 11:59 am
This is as close a picture as you’ll ever come to my nine-year-old self’s mental landscape. I love it, I love it all! Even if it does bear an upsetting resemblance to Robert Patrick.
April 10th, 2015 at 3:47 pm
Given military spending, that is probably a $100,000 wrist watch. God knows what the baroque shotgun pistol cost.
April 10th, 2015 at 3:52 pm
You should see how they ‘re-imagined’ the Scarecrow and the Cowardly Lion.
April 10th, 2015 at 4:58 pm
Sadly, Warbot’s career ended when he ran into a scrapyard magnet.
April 11th, 2015 at 4:12 pm
Cyborg creations are possible. We shall make them fight our wars. What? Well of course we’ll have them used projectile weapons utilizing kinetic energy caused by chemical reactions. And we’ll leave them with a humanoid face, but because of course sometimes you just want to smash a robots face in.
April 11th, 2015 at 11:05 pm
I believe that the wozmit immediately behind Mr. Warbot is supposed to be some sort of identity disc cum computer chip but looks far more like a pair of credit cards.
August 27th, 2015 at 3:39 am
I’m thinking Ms. Huerta had a thing for rainbows. Savvy?
May 25th, 2016 at 6:17 pm
He wouldn’t last five minutes against Matilda or Sir Killalot.
May 25th, 2016 at 6:59 pm
Weird pecs tag?
January 15th, 2021 at 9:46 am
Why are there still freeways in America’s tomorrow? If they have mastered cyborg tech then flying cars should be a given.
January 15th, 2021 at 10:33 am
Only one thing he fears… The local council salting the roads causing his underside to corrode.
January 15th, 2021 at 1:30 pm
So, warbots did ye find this cover?
January 15th, 2021 at 9:01 pm
Be vewwy quiet, I’m hunting warbots.
January 16th, 2021 at 7:28 am
Sequel to Warbots #9: Colons and Courage.
Either he’s a transformer stuck mid-change or he’s piling up the corpses of sports cars under his feet (wheels? Treads?) in a spirited defense of the highway.
January 17th, 2021 at 12:32 am
This cover is very informative.
It informs me that I am not interested in this book.
January 17th, 2021 at 1:01 am
“A man with that big a hubcap is compensating for something.”
Looking at the closeup picture, that’s a pretty wildly ornamented stock on his right hand gun: did he steal it from a Robo-Grand Duke of Austria or something?
GSS, @Tat Wood, @Tor Mented
January 17th, 2021 at 4:23 am
Hm.
G. Harry Stine, when he wasn’t doing the rocketry thing or impersonating Lee Correy. 😉
January 18th, 2021 at 1:55 am
@Hammy: looks to me like “when he needed some money, fast”.