Aug 21
L’Angelo Mysterioso Comments: Sung to the tune of Nights in White Satin:
Nights with the Sasquatch
Never reading the end
Novels are written
About Big Foot’s girlfriend
Good Show Sir covers
Make my eyes so sore
Just what bad art is
I can’t say any more
Please don’t judge me
Yes don’t judge me
Oh don’t judge me
Noooooooo!
Published 1977
August 21st, 2017 at 6:51 am
Oh, the perils of being first and having nothing much to say, since the alt-text and the submitter covered most of it.
So, judging by the histrionic blurb, yon damsel is not any woman? What is she, then?
And that is one of the worst fonts we’ve seen.
I don’t understand the… foliage?
The husband stared at this for a while and said “…” while shaking his head.
August 21st, 2017 at 8:34 am
“Okay, so he’s seven feet tall, hairy and smells like a zoo… but I CAN CHANGE HIM!!”
August 21st, 2017 at 10:52 am
You know what they say about men with big feet?
August 21st, 2017 at 11:21 am
Yeti another bad cover.
August 21st, 2017 at 11:27 am
Is it the moon rogering Big F.?
August 21st, 2017 at 11:29 am
And here I was blaming Amazon for furry porn.
August 21st, 2017 at 11:33 am
Off topic, but for years I thought that the song was Knights In White Satin, and I thought it was about fantasy roleplay.
August 21st, 2017 at 11:46 am
Now a major motion picture: Bigfootie Nights
August 21st, 2017 at 12:45 pm
A quick google search revealed the back cover blurb, and in this rare case, I think the cover art may be way better for this book deserves!
August 21st, 2017 at 1:02 pm
@DaveM – Wait a minute. The blurb talks about Judith Frankle like this is her first person account. Then who is John Cotter? Is this book is not science fiction but instead biography?
August 21st, 2017 at 1:25 pm
@Raoul, based on this page, it seems the book is presented as a biographical account of an actual documented event. I doubt you’d be surprised to learn that even though the scientific journals they say this event was documented in do exist, the articles (and indeed the authors themselves) appear to be entirely fictional.
August 21st, 2017 at 1:54 pm
Surely the blurb “beyond any woman’s experience” logically implies that the story DIDN’T really happen to any woman?
Then again, maybe logic is beside the point in this case.
August 21st, 2017 at 2:26 pm
@AR Maybe logic holds up. I think that is actually a high-end blow-up doll.
August 21st, 2017 at 3:15 pm
@JuanPaul’s right. That’s Judith carrying Realistic Rachel, her polyurethane pal.
August 21st, 2017 at 4:38 pm
I’m all in favor of gender balance but I really don’t want to GOOGLE ‘gay sasquatch rape’.
August 21st, 2017 at 4:50 pm
So . . . the articles aren’t real, the authors aren’t real, but Sasquatch, he’s real? Maybe the book itself doesn’t exist.
August 21st, 2017 at 4:57 pm
There’s enough bad taste on this cover to carry us for months, but just let me add one more bit of grossness to your imagination—check out the position of her right hand, open mouth and, possibly, tongue pushing against inner cheek. Is this her way of telling Sasquatch he’ll have more fun if he doesn’t kill her?
August 21st, 2017 at 6:28 pm
Oh, all right…
Andre the Giant has a Pussy
August 21st, 2017 at 8:54 pm
Looks like he’s carrying her over the threshold; the threshold of bad taste.
Thank you, I’m here all week.
August 21st, 2017 at 11:01 pm
“Harrrgghh, Sasquatch no want captive hostage slave with good taste, Sasquatch want captive hostage slave that taste good! Harrrgghh.”
August 22nd, 2017 at 1:02 am
On a related note, I found ‘Bear’ by Marian Engel (mentioned in an earlier post) and took it out of the library. It’s about the most Canadian novel ever. The bit people talk about is three pages out of 130 and doesn’t go well for either party.
August 22nd, 2017 at 5:51 am
@Tat: I had just been thinking “didn’t we have a woman with sasquatch here before?” but it was a bear. Tomayto, tomahto.
@JuanPaul: thanks for clearing up my original question! I knew someone would have figured it out by the time I got back.
August 22nd, 2017 at 3:02 pm
Sasquatch is surprised to find the woman he has just picked up has a dire mold problem.
August 24th, 2017 at 11:44 am
@dswbt for some reasons I thought the same about the song.
August 25th, 2017 at 11:49 pm
Her hair isn’t preserving what’s left of her modesty. She’s wearing the shredded remains of some sort of wool or felt shirt.
And she’s looking far less concerned than you’d think would be the case about being ravished by Bigfoot.
August 26th, 2017 at 11:16 pm
@Anna T: Judging by her mouth and hand, she might actually be yawning at her future prospects. “Ho, hum, abducted by Sasquatch, big deal, must be Tuesday.”
February 8th, 2018 at 9:38 am
Explosive rape? That is like…the worst.