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This guy just dropped a steaming load of bad covers on GSS Admin, so the boss told me to make this “JuanPaul Week”. Register your complaints using the handy “submit” button above. Plus, send in at least four high-quality losers and next week may be all yours! Enjoy! — Tag

JuanPaul Comments: Try pronouncing the author’s last name with a thick and exaggerated Russian accent. It’s good fun.

Published 1985

(Average: 6.73 out of 10)

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Charles Comments: “I can sell you a Jesus Christ. Cheap. Only 356 credits.”

Published 1972

(Average: 6.73 out of 10)

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JuanPaul Comments: “Who’s the handsomest composer in the whole wide world?”
Published 1982

(Average: 6.73 out of 10)

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Chris D Comments: I quite like this cover. As far as following the plot, I suppose that the vacuum tube with the face in is meant to be one of the computers with a human brain. I also like that it was probably completed in just under a half hour.
Published 1967

(Average: 6.72 out of 10)

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Bellatrix Comments: The Hell’s Angels version of this guy.

Published 1978

(Average: 6.72 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: A reminder not to drop acid before you go to work.

Published 1978

(Average: 6.72 out of 10)

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Art direction: Sorry? Oh, I was thinking that I’d like a really realistic drawing of a prince looking fellow on a big sci-fi chair, holding a nerd pouch and motioning towards some magic crystals. Don’t forget to put the ruby dice in there! After all, that is the name of the book!

(Average: 6.71 out of 10)

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Noel Comments: Aliens & Probes. Never a good combination.
Published 1965

(Average: 6.71 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Art Direction: Don’t bother painting a cover. Try to push the new Star of the Guardians action figures.

Published 1991

(Average: 6.71 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: You’d be shooting up too if your girlfriend ran off with a lizard people.

Published 1977

(Average: 6.71 out of 10)

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