Good Show Sir Comments: “No, this is how you play rock, paper, scissors.”
Published 2005
Good Show Sir Comments: “No, this is how you play rock, paper, scissors.”
Published 2005
Hawkwind Comments: “We’re out of extra guns. Don’t tell the little alien guy we gave him the salt and pepper grinders.”
Published 2002
Hammy Comments: Is this ridiculous enough?
Published 1992
A collection of fantasy stories? Well I know what they’ll want. A huge barbarian with a ponytail swinging his axe at randomly placed wood. Hmm, you’re right, needs thickened out. Throw a stereotype wizard/fireball combination in there and some damsel with a sword.
Courtney’s Art Direction: Think Conan, but switch the genders. And make the hero basically Farrah Fawcett. And make her leg clinger, I dunno, a Pak Protector maybe? No of course I don’t know anything about the plot.
Published 1978
JuanPaul Comments:
“And ye will know them,
Danu’s Children
For they shall be
Until the last
The bearers of
Booty most mighty”
From the ancient scriptures of Mixalot
Published 1984
GSS ex-noob Comments: These are being slowly taken in to the used bookstore. Who seem to be recycling them — I don’t get any money, but I got these for free and now they’re out of the house. Considering the price of gas, I’m losing a bit of money!
At any rate: #1! Setting the standard.
Published 1975
JuanPaul Comments: Fate is actually pretty bad at chess. Now Death is one you have to watch out for.
Published 1983
Rayn Comments: Holding the Trump MAGA rally on Black Friday was just somehow more fabulous.
Published 1980
Tristram Comments: The Freedom Rangers go back in time to sink the Spanish Armada and make absolutely zero changes to future history.
Published 1990
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