Aug 08
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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: Strewth, the lady at the checkout counter made a point of saying, “Have a blessed day, sir,” twice during our transaction!
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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: The back cover blurb. This will be as close as I get to actually reading it until I’m done with my Henry James.
Published 2009

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Tagged with: atoms • cleavage • damsel • DAW Books • dude • font problems • John Zakour • Lawrence Ganem • Michael Koelsch • sexytime • Spock eyebrow • suits you
Mar 29
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MisterBOB’S Art Direction: Put an ad in a newsagent window for teenager model wanted for artist reference, do not scare him!
Published 1992

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Tagged with: BEHIND YOU! • castle • cave • damsel • George Smith • Red Fox Books • robes • Tamora Pierce • wizard's hat
Jan 29

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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Remember your expression when you walked in on me in the bathroom? Just like that, but with a floating huge mountain in front of your face instead of my dong.
Published 1991

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Tagged with: clouds • damsel • eye-yi-yi • gams • Grafton Books • magic • mountains • over sideways and under on a magic carpet ride • Piers Anthony • sky-eyes • sky-legs • Steve Crisp
Oct 24
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Two-fer Tuesday – Loren Rhoads Special
Tag Wizard Comments:
1. “Last Orbit”. The Hot Topic of the future.
2. Who cares about Weber and Shepherd fans. Tell me if Buffy fans find a lot to like.
Thanks to GSS-ex-noob for sending these in!
Published 2015

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Tagged with: bighanditis • Cody Tilson • damsel • dude • font problems • handguns • lizard people • Loren Rhoads • Night Shade Books • strange creature • two-fer
Aug 18
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Lord Kelvin Comments: He is so embarrassed to be seen with this pussy.
I meant the cat.
Published 1993

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Tagged with: Andre Norton • Cats! • crossbow • dude • ridiculous shirt • Roc Books • Tom Canty
Apr 25
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Tom Noir Comments: Experimental subject 7934B believed in dressing for the job you wanted, not the job you had.
Published 1970

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Tagged with: alien landscape • dude • Felix Mendelsohn Jr. • font problems • Paperback Library • people in bottles • sports • Unknown Artist Institute
Oct 29
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Daniel’s Art Direction: Alright, just gimme that robot from Star Wars fighting some giant ant-headed thing submerged in clouds or smoke or something, and if the scale makes any sense, you’re fired!
Published 1985 (maybe)

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Tagged with: Chris Foss • electricity • giant ants • Harry Harrison • moon • Panther Books • robots
Apr 04

Good Show Sir Comments: That’s-no-man!
Published 1979

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Tagged with: call 555-orthodontic-emergency • David McAllister • monster • New English Library • Norman Bogner
Jun 23
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Toby Comments: Man in Tights … and teat shield.
Published 1984

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Tagged with: Ace Books • bear-wielding • bladed weapons • damsel • dude • Enrich • font problems • Fred Saberhagen • teat shields • tights
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